Well I was runnin down the road when a substation blowed And put seven million in the dark; Some had been preparing, some heard trumpets blarin, But most thought it was just a lark!

Take it easytake it easy! Dont let the sounds of martial law make you crazy Line em up and tie their hands! They didnt want to understand, Now its too late to make a plan, Take it easy!

LED flashlight spotlight on Mocklamers guitar turnaround

Well Im standin in a corner of my farm in Oklahoma Its such a lovely sight to me, If the world, my lord, knew what I had stored, They would try to take it all from me!

Take it easytake it easy! Dont let the sounds of martial law make you crazy We may choose to help a friend But we will never be fooled again Dont try to hoop me with your spin, Take it easy!

You know the rest

-- Jay Urban (Jayho99@aol.com), November 23, 1999

Answers

Very funny Jay,

Helps to lighten the mood!

Back to canning turkey .....

-- (applause@applause.now), November 23, 1999.

Giggles! Hey, I remember you had a post re: stocking up on strings. That's on my list too, nylon, steel acoustic, electric, and bass...sometimes it pains the wallet that I have so many guitars!

-- Ludi (ludi@rollin.com), November 23, 1999.

All alone at the end of the year. How long will the bright lights glow? I was thinkin' my computer might fail me. I never knew. Always been a dreamer, spent my life surfin' 'round. Oh no date change go away. No URL's I found. Now my computer is turnin' out, burnin' out. Take me from the info Highway. You don't work fine. You took me to the limit one last time.

-- Slobby Don (slobbydon@hotmail.com), November 23, 1999.

good one, Slobby Don! (Milosevich? dah! I tot dot vass yoo!)

-- Jay Urban (Jayho99@aol.com), November 23, 1999.

Actually, my last name is MylowSOBitch

-- Slobby Don (slobbydon@hotmail.com), November 23, 1999.