Stange Things Happening at my ATM! : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread

Yesterday, I went to my favorite ATM outside my local bank, and was I ever surprised when I got my money. It wasn't in U.S. Dollars. It was in U.N. Dollars! Willie Klinton was on the 1$ bill, Thomas Malthus on the $5, Hillary Klinton on the $10, Andy Ray on the $20, Jocylen Elders on the $50, and here is the real shocker Koskinen was on the $100 bill.

Although I might not be the quickest on the uptake, I knew something was definately wrong. Either this was not the currency we have been using for the past few years, or the chemtrails had messed with my mind, and my memory of the U.S. currency was wrong.

I had no choice but to march on into the bank (which had taken down the U.S. Flag out front and had replaced it with an U.N. Flag). As I went up to the tellers I noticed I did not recognize any of them. The slender, fairly attractive tellers that were usually on the job had been replaced with burly, tough looking women with East German Accents.

After waiting in line for what seemed like an eternity (I have heard horror stories of the workers' slothful attitudes in the former Soviet Bloc Countries), I asked the teller why the ATM gave me this money and where I could use it. She looked horrified and said that "the ATM was not supposed to be dispensing this money yet. There must be some mistake." I noticed that the teller to the side of her was listnening to our conversation, and that she was trying to alert the bank manager.

I knew now was not the time to argue with the teller that this money was useless, I had to get out of there right away. My problem was that all of the bank employees were communicating with each other via the 2-way radios on their wrist watches. My heart was thumping so badly as I couldn't think of how to escape.

Then a brainstorm hit me. I quckly grabed the rose out of the vase in front of my teller, and swiped the toupee off the security guard who was approaching me. I then proceeded to do my Tom Jones imitation swooning all the ladies in the bank and throwing off the security until I managed to escape.

Needless to say, I am going to switch banks.

-- Mr. Nugget (, November 20, 1999


LOL now there's a more useful troll good for a belly laugh thx

-- be more creative (with@Plan A.Plan B Plan C etc), November 20, 1999.

Thanks, THAT IS FUNNY !!!!!!!!!


-- snooze button (, November 20, 1999.


ROFL! Now, just *please* don't post this 75 times, okay?

-- (, November 20, 1999.


But the kicker is they NOW limit that ATM "cash" to $100.00 OooooNnnnn per day.


-- Diane J. Squire (, November 20, 1999.

Naw, the real kicker is that it wasn't a spoof but a documentary.

-- elskon (, November 20, 1999.

Did Willy have a cute mustache?

-- ron (, November 20, 1999.

"Although I might not be the quickest on the uptake..."

OK, I'll concede that point but the rest of your post is pure crap.

Sorry nugget, I thought it was pretty funny too.

-- Nikoli Krushev (, November 20, 1999.


You're LYING. ATM's do NOT give out amounts equal to $186.00

-- GoldReal (, November 20, 1999.

Mighty Funny! Mighty Funny!


-- GoldReal (, November 20, 1999.

We should have our congressrodents commission a $3 bill with Bill and Hill on it. It would be so appropriate.

-- Tim the Y2K nut (, November 22, 1999.

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