OT Humor: This forum as the Simpsons

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Our dramatis personae:

Homer J. Simpson: Ed Yourdon (He is the star);

Marge Simpson: Diane Squire;

Bart Simpson: Andy;

Lisa Simpson: Cheri;

Maggie Simpson: Lisa;

Santa's Little Helper: Dog Gone;

Grampa Simpson: Uncle Deedah;

Patty & Selma Bouvier: Old Git and Will Continue;

Montgomery Burns: Paul Milne;

Wayland Smithers: a (Hawk?);

Principle Seymor Skinner: Big Dog;

Edba Krabappel: Eve;

Otto Mans: Y2K Pro;

Groundskeeper Willy: Ray;

Millhouse Van Houten: Hoffmeister;

Nelson Muntz: King of Spain;

Ned Flanders: Stan Faryna (I could not find the name of the guy who sells comic. It's a dead ringer for Stan.);

Chief Wiggun: Ashton and Leska;

Krusty the Clown: Flint;

Kent Brockman: Homer Beanfang;

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Brian Imager;

Troy McClure: Chuck Rienzo;

Moe: Dieter;

Diamond Joe Quimby: Brian McLaughlin;

Sideshow Bob: Me;

-- Ken Decker (kcdecker@worldnet.att.net), November 17, 1999


44 more frigging days. Decker, why can't you just drink yourself into a stupor like everyone else? Gawd.

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), November 17, 1999.

It is rumored that a 1979 movie starring Steve Martin was based upon the life of Ken Decker.

Anyone care to make a WAG?

-- (cujo@baddog.byte), November 17, 1999.

Jeez, get a life.

-- anonymous (anonymous@anonymous.com), November 17, 1999.


Iit's funny but you have to remember not to post your real name here otherwise all you'll get are flames. All the Doomers are prejudiced to you and anything you write. You know that prejudice is a product of ignorance and small minds so I wouldn't take it too hard. They are, after all, just an ignorant Doomsday Cult.

"Let them drink Kool Aid"

-- Rev. J. Jones (line@for.Kool Aid forms to your right), November 17, 1999.

Hey Ken, how do you have Internet access from prison?

and are you still planning to kill Andy when you get out?

-- plonk! (realaddress@hotmail.com), November 17, 1999.

Santa's Little Helper??

Remind me to pee on the fire hydrant in front of your home.

-- Dog Gone (layinglow@rollover.now), November 17, 1999.

"Montgomery Burns: Paul Milne; Wayland Smithers: a (Hawk?)"

Enjoyed those. Thanks for the laugh.

-- I'm a huge (simpsons@fa.n), November 17, 1999.

Ken , Well I appreciated it anyway... LOL


The Dog

-- The Dog (DesertDog@-sand.com), November 17, 1999.

...I wanted to be Moe...

-- Y2K Pro (y2kpro1@hotmail.com), November 17, 1999.

Gramps Simpson?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), November 17, 1999.

Somehow I doubt Ken is being complimentary.

But, since I don't watch the Simpson's (except once) I don't quite "grok" just how insulting he's being. (Rather watch PBS NewsHour).

Did watch one episode of the Teletubbies, just to see what it was about. Which one is most like you Ken?

Purple? Or Green.



-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@yahoo.com), November 18, 1999.

Let me give you a clue diane... the most intelligent and cultured figure in the show he took for himself. The least intelligent, soap eating, moronic and technically inept character he compared to Yourdon. He knew this was incideary when he posted it obviously. Rather egotistical too. I did enjoy the paul miline/a. And Nelson Muntz with his "lady-doth-protest-too-much" homophobic attitude could be a dead ringer for King who tries a little too hard to act heterosexual. Perhaps the skinny boy with the touque would be a better choice.

Insulting yet clever in parts. I'm neutral.

-- Typhonblue (typhonblue@hotmail.com), November 18, 1999.

Kenny, cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules.

-- A funny thing happened (on.the@way.to.the.forum), November 18, 1999.

Items to add to certain persons prep lists for Y2000 and beyond . .

Sense of Humour (1)

Life (1)

Clue (1)

Kind Regards


-- I'm Really Pip from Southpark (w0lv3r1n3@yahoo.com), November 18, 1999.

Mr.Decker,You would surely be Martin Prince.I would fancy myself Dr.Hibbert(I laugh at very inappropriate things and times {www.trepan.com})

-- zoobie (zoobiezoob@yahoo.com), November 18, 1999.

This forum as the show Cheers. Everyone take a wild guess who fills the role of Cliff Claven.

-- RB (R@AR.LIST), November 18, 1999.

Oh...I think that Cliff Claven would have to be played by Andy (the Guiness-loving one). Some of you think that Decker is a know-it-all, but c'mom for truely inane chatter big Andy takes the cake.

(Johnny - who would probably be Eddie, Carla's hockey-playing husband)

-- Johnny Canuck (j_canuck@hotmail.com), November 18, 1999.

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