OT - Electric Utility Silver Bullet - Squirrel King Beware (humor)greenspun.com : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread
Just saw this in our breakroom. Why haven't the utilities used this...
(Link Impaired, sorry)
-- BH (email@example.com), November 11, 1999
Yeah, sure, but if the Squirrel King starts distributing teensy nose clips, this solution won't work! (Besides, the idea that anything can keep squirrels off a bird feeder is even bigger hype than the idea that we're Y2K ready.)
-- Brooks (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 11, 1999.
Would your break room happen to be in the Walter Drake company?
-- TruthSeeker (truthseeker@ seektruth.always), November 11, 1999.
Nope, just had a catalog...
-- BH (email@example.com), November 11, 1999.
It is common knowledge that the FBI is tracking those groups that are training "Power Grid Attack Squirrels."
-- trainer1 (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 11, 1999.
Where is that Squirrel King anyway?? Haven't seen him around here lately, and sort of feel responsible for his welfare .....
-- SH (email@example.com), November 11, 1999.
kill the squirrels!!eat the squirrels!!NEVER TO FORGIVE !!!NEVER TO FORGET!!!
-- zoobie (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 11, 1999.
Funny you should mention squirrels. Our electric company, Alliant utilities, is on a campaign to protect the environment. Down in the corner of their last brochure was the picture of a fuzzy little squirrel.
Oh yeah....surrrrrrrrre. Zap those little buggers then use them as your motto to make up for it.
-- (Ohms@zap.com), November 11, 1999.
Fear Not for the Safety of the Mighty One!!!Training an Army to Destroy the Pink-and-Brown skinned Furless Apes takes Time!!!Zoobie!!!Be Forwarned!!!We will Overcome the vile and Insidious Plots you may attempt to Use against Us!!!Our Bretheren will Crush you all!!!Long Live the Rodent Revolution!!!
-- The Squirrel King (StillNuts@upin.Tree), November 11, 1999.
Kitty is ready! He is fearless and will jump to the attack. So long as SQ and his minions are on the other side of the screen.
-- Mara (MaraWayne@aol.com), November 11, 1999.