Coors Brewery Blast Injures at Least 3

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Coors brewery blast injures at least 3

By The Denver Post

Nov. 10 - JEFFERSON COUNTY - An explosion at the Coors Brewery, 18100 W. 32nd Ave., just after 11 p.m. Tuesday injured at least three Coors employees, according to a spokeswoman for the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office.

She said it wasn't immediately known what caused the explosion or what damage may have resulted, but several ambulances were sent to the scene. Several fire trucks were on the scene.

-- Homer Beanfang (Bats@inbellfry.com), November 10, 1999

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And, police were on duty to turn away the crowds who had lined up with pitchers in hand.

-- always (ready@fora.mug), November 10, 1999.

Hey, like, where's the beer NOW eh, you hoser?

Shut up, you knob!

-- Dennis (djolson@cherco.net), November 10, 1999.


As a cop for 18 years, I take it as an insult that you would insinuate that cops would be lined up at the accident with beer pitchers...First of all, any cop worth his/her salt uses their own STEIN...

-- RJ (LtPita@aol.com), November 10, 1999.

"I said 'Bud Lite'."

-- Not Whistlin' Dixie (not_whistlin_dixie@yahoo.com), November 10, 1999.

Ok, What is a hoser? I want to stay current. Also, what is a knob? I think I know but tell me anyway. Thanks.

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), November 10, 1999.


We stop only for donut factory explosions.

-- some cop (some_cop@donut.shop), November 10, 1999.

Hey righteous bastard cop, re-read the bloody e-mail, and you will see that this poster did not insult your precious profession.

-- Some Dink (some_dink@dink.com), November 10, 1999.

Hey Dink! He was joking. Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle. Time to take a day off to give your sarcasm detector a chance to recharge.

Best regards....

-- Dave (aaa@aaa.com), November 10, 1999.


KoFE,

Rent the movie "Strange Brew". You'll get the idea....

-- Dennis (djolson@cherco.net), November 10, 1999.


I suspect you're being a hoser Dennis, but I'm not sure.

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), November 10, 1999.


gee some dink, maybe you should ask someone to help you get that stick out of your butt? you might feel better. don't ever insult a man in a uniform. i kind of like them. especially those guys in the rubber yellow suits that rescue you when you call 911.

-- tt (cuddluppy@yahoo.com), November 11, 1999.

on second thought--i don't like all men in uniforms. once a washer repairman, during a service call to my home, asked me if i wanted a full body massage. he said he was a masseus (sp). he even had his table in the car. i said no. now if he was wearing a rubber yellow suit, i might have considered.

-- tt (cuddluppy@yahoo.com), November 11, 1999.

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