Clinton: "I don't use a calculator. I'm TECHNOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED."greenspun.com : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread
Clinton aces pop quiz -- but he took it home
"I don't use a calculator. I'm technologically challenged."
-- aarrgghh (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 06, 1999
well that explains that
-- clueless (email@example.com?), November 06, 1999.
" ... not everyone was giving away all their possessions or cowering in churches waiting for the world to end. Maybe what was said tonight will discourage some of our fellow citizens who seem determined to buy desert land and hoard gold, bullets, and skoal in their pickup trucks. (Laughter). I don't know. You laugh, this is a major source of conversation every morning in the White House, here."
-- gems (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 06, 1999.
Bill worked this out with Monica. She prefers cukes to cigars.
-- (email@example.com), November 06, 1999.
Clinton also has made comments about needing Y2K beanie babies around to remind him to focus on Y2K occasionally.
Then there was the one about phoning mars, and martians.
He's not on a different page; he's on a different planet.
-- don't count on him (to solve@next year's.problems), November 06, 1999.
Was he kidding?
-- not sure (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 06, 1999.
Maybe he should hang with Algore more.
You know, the father of the Internet?
Maybe he'd pick up a few tips on sending an E-mail or something.
Pwhew. The guy's pathological.
-- INVAR (email@example.com), November 06, 1999.
May God have mercy on Bill Clinton.
-- Randolph (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 06, 1999.
Bill Clinton is a Don't Get It!
All those resources at his disposal and it comes to this?
-- no brains in (email@example.com), November 06, 1999.
Sorry. Don't believe he DGI. I DO believe he has ALWAYS 'played' people like a cheap violin to get whatever he wanted. He eventually graduated from mere 'broads', to humping the entire country on his way to the top.
He knows exactly what's happening and exactly how many fools he's foolin'. He's barraged us with nothing but, "when it comes to waaaahy- too-kaaaay, I'm anuthin' butta goooood oooole saimple cuntray boooy", in the last month. I suppose he sucks his thumb as he strokes his Beanie Baby Y2K bugs, too.
My country's President is a two-faced, back-stabbing whore. Her citizens don't care and just continue enabling. I doubt I could rub 100 citizens together to produce one patriot and it's getting worse.
I have never been more ashamed of my country and her government. Never. It's more depressing to me than Y2K. At least with Y2K, there's hope.
-- Will continue (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 07, 1999.
So was he implying that he is so smart he did the math in his head? Was he saying his Big Brain is King over electronics? Can anybody figure him out?
-- DGI re Clinton (email@example.com), November 07, 1999.
There's only one thing he does with his head.
-- not math (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 07, 1999.
Uh-oh. He is going to shop on-line for the first time.
"self-confessed Internet novice"
Will he surf or just let an aide preposition a page and do one mouse click for a "photo op" "for the economy."
If he surfed would he happen upon these threads? ho ho ho ho ho
-- porn site 1st stop (email@example.com?), November 27, 1999.