Wood Bread! No joke!

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To All:

This is for real; I've put the recipe (and source book) on the prep forum. This same book also covers other delectables, such as how to eat grass.

Goin' out to the woods now. Yum!

-- eve (123@4567.com), November 06, 1999


Many of the low fat, low calorie breads are made with wood fibers, I think its called Alpha Cellulose (sp?).

-- hamster (hamster@mycage.com), November 06, 1999.

I bet that stuff will make you regular! Gives new meaning to the word 'woodpile'!


-- Y2Kook (y2kook@usa.net), November 06, 1999.

Hi, I'm Ewell Gibbons,

Did you ever eat a picnic table?

Some parts ARE edible.

Ever smoke a pine cone?

-- Ewell Gibbons (I_love_@_Evelyn.Woodhead), November 06, 1999.

Ouch! a splinter in the sphincter

-- we'll pass (allaha@earthlink.net), November 06, 1999.

If you were old enough to remember "the" war, you'd remember "ersatz brot". Try a search on that name; you'll find that your recipe has been around a long time.

-- Norm Harrold (nharrold@tymewyse.com), November 06, 1999.


I was gonna remark that it must have been Heinrich Himmler that came up with the recipe, but you beat me to it, sort of......

-- cavscout (I'llstick@toflour.thanks), November 06, 1999.

Where's SeenItBefore@WWII when you need him? That guy could probably whip up a five course meal from a few pounds of sawdust.

-- a (a@a.a), November 07, 1999.

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