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I would like to know Andy's recommendation on the post below concerning the 'Holding Gold and Silver Bullion inside retirement accounts and other accounts' advertisement. I say get physical and take possession! Otherwise you might be buying a promise.

-- Porky (Porky@in.cellblockD), October 28, 1999


"Get physical and take possession." Why, coming from you, that must be music to Andy Ray's ears!!!

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), October 28, 1999.

Porky, For sure. I say hollow out those prison bars as a hiding place!

-- Mara (, October 28, 1999.

Andy, and his screwy intergalactic conspiracy theories, has been banished.

-- Downstreamer (, October 29, 1999.

Andy (known as Cut & Paste) is unlikely to respond. I understand that as gold plummeted in price, he began talking quietly to himself, then frothing at the mouth. Finally, he started banging his head, slowly but rythmically against a wall, shouting "Gold's goin' to the Moon, gold's goin' to the Moon".

Neighbours called the authorities, and I understand Cut & Paste is as comfortable as can be expected, considering those jackets don't allow for much movement.

-- Asking (Asking@a, October 29, 1999.

Fuck off Downstreamer you troll. To think I once took you semi- seriously.

tsk tsk.


He was right. Take and hold physical.

-- Andy (, October 30, 1999.

And BTW Asking,

You continue to out yourself as the vapid airhead you are.

You and you troll friends are brain dead.

You expect everything to come in, like a y2k project, on a fixed time line.

Wake up numb-nutz - this is the real world.

Politics - watch and see the gold market explode. It will. And you will be left scratching your balls (if you have any) wondering what happened.


-- Andy (, October 30, 1999.

Is this what is known as "volatility" in the gold market?

Looks plumb ugly to me, sorta like some big bully just threw a tantrum and then kicked over the sand pile.


-- sweetolebob (, October 31, 1999.

Ooooooooooo!!!!!! Cut & Paste.!! You having a go at me is like being flogged with a dead mullet - it's hard not to laugh....

-- Asking (ASking@a, November 01, 1999.

Then have a good laugh you fool, why hold it back?

You are as humourless as an undertaker, you and all your troll- friends... ever noticed that?

-- Andy (, November 01, 1999.

Tell you what Troll, here is a little joke for you, maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't... but have a laff anyway it'll take your mind off worrying about how you'll cope after the rollover...

Blonde & brunette friends are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap,my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?" The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

Boom boom!

Any titters there Asking?

Just asking...

-- Andy (, November 01, 1999.

That blonde was the cousin of another blonde who came to a river, and on the other bank was another blonde. So the first blonde called out, "How do I get to the other side?" And the other blonde, looking up and odwn the river, called back, "You ARE on the other side".

You're not blonde, are you, Cut & Paste?

-- Asking (Asking @a, November 01, 1999.

No, only my store of wealth :)

-- Andy (, November 01, 1999.

I said 'blonde' not 'bombed'

-- ASking (Asking@a, November 01, 1999.

BTW Cut & Paste, is the thread below about aliens from another planet connected with you? In any way?

-- ASking (Asking@a, November 01, 1999.

Do the blonde and brunette mudwrestle?

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), November 01, 1999.

No they are self-employed flower arrangers :)

-- Andy (, November 01, 1999.

Not sure. But Cut & Paste may be interested. After all, he's lost his shirt, so he's half way there.

-- Asking (ASking@a, November 01, 1999.


you'll have to go to "witty" school methinks,

keep trying, it can't get any worse :)

-- Andy (, November 01, 1999.

Do you live is San Francisco AssKing?

Just AssKing...

-- Andy (, November 01, 1999.


Is it because we won the war?

-- (, November 01, 1999.


-- Andy (, November 01, 1999.

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