Let's see what this "genius-in-his-own-mind" scores on this test.

Answers later.

Scoring guide:

20 Correct - Genius - Ken Decker???

17 Correct - Above Normal

15 Correct - Normal

8 Correct - Nincompoop

6 Correct - Moron <<<<<<<<<<----------------- My prediction for ken.

3 Correct - Idiot

"Test Questions"

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

2. How many birthdays does an average person have?

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?

5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by; what color is the bear? Why?

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

14. How far can a dog run into the woods?

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

20. What was the President's name in 1950?

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No cheating Ken. Put that search engine away.

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), October 25, 1999

Answers

should i post my answers here or send 'em e-mail?

-- pizzaman (cjwarner@yahoo.com), October 25, 1999.

keep your answers for awhile, let's see how the "genius-in-his-own- mind' does :)

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), October 25, 1999.

Nah, come on Andy, Ken isn't a moron. I think Nincompoop sounds about right.

-- @ (@@@.@), October 25, 1999.

ref # 10 - -SKIN color or FUR color??

THery ARE VERY different.

Chuck

-- Chuck, a night driver (rienzoo@en.com), October 25, 1999.

rental ran out on the fingers:

"They are very different"

-- Chuck, a night driver (rienzoo@en.com), October 25, 1999.

FUR :)

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), October 25, 1999.

yes/one/twelve/the beggar is a woman/he's not dead/six/no, the dead can't marry/they didn't play each other/70/white, he's on the north pole/two/half dollar and a nickel/the match/to the woods/an hour/nine/ zero/meat/twelve/Mr. President.

-- (what@do.i.win), October 25, 1999.

Andy bitches about the quality of the posts and the name calling and then what does he do?????

-- Downstreamer (downstream@bigfoot.com), October 25, 1999.

1=yep 2=only one 3=all 12 4=her sis 5=he aint ded 6=9-7=2+4= 6 7=he be ded 8=dey be plaing udder peepole 9=90-50=40+40+10= 70 10=same color as herr clintons house i like poller bers 11=2 souds lik it 12=1 nickel one fity cent peece the udder is alreadyanickel 13=wud it be da match? 14=.5% 15=jes like mike wallace show 16=2+5=7+2=9 17=nada 18=he ways meat 19=1 doz =12 20=he didnt change it didhe?mus be da same pleese hury wid ma skor, mommy reedy to tak me to da buz stop kidder garden awaits me tang yuu

-- geewiz (Computer dummy@gradescool.net), October 25, 1999.

Downstreamer

stop whining like a crybaby...

all my posts tonight are fun posts

work it out

lighten up

if you guys can't handle serious stuff like Nobel Prizewinning Eeconomics Essays or up to date commentaries on the US Dollar etc.

then this is the crapola you will get.

you brought it on yourselves :)

ENJOY :)

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), October 25, 1999.

what do you know -- the president's name in 1950 was probably Bill Clinton, same as now.

-- helen (sstaten@fullnet.net), October 25, 1999.

Well, this post confirms what we have always known. Andy, you are just a little no-life weenie wanker that couldnt carry Ken Deckers J-strap. Stick to your normal goldbug postings, you are in way over your head. Simpleton!

-- Andy (is@not.dandy), October 25, 1999.

oooooooh Bitch :)

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), October 25, 1999.

Sub plot :

this post is designed to draw out and annoy the F##k out of the usual suspects (you know who you are) and I see it is working a treat.

UP YOURS TROLLS

ha ha ha

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), October 25, 1999.

Well, just to put our resident Cray-Brain Downstreamer and his Troll friends out of their misery, here are the answers...

1. Yes, they just don't have it as a national holiday.

2. One, the day s/he is born.

3. All of them ( 12 months. )

4. The beggar is her sister.

5. He can't be buried if he isn't dead. Pay attention!

6. 6 outs, 3 outs per team.

7. No. A woman can't be a 'widow' if her husband isn't dead. If he's dead, he can't marry!

8. They aren't playing each other!

9. 70. Did get it? Do the math again. You'll get it.

10. White. In order to have all Southern exposure walls, the house must be at the North Pole, so it is a polar bear.

11. 2 apples. YOU took the two away, remember?

12. 50 cent piece and a nickel. ( The 'other' one is a nickel. )

13. The match, of course.

14. Half way. Then he is running out of the woods.

15. 1 Hour; 1 pill now, 1 pill 30 min from now, and 1 pill one hour from now.

16. 9, as in "all but 9..." Were you paying attention?

17. None - Noah took them on the ark, not Moses. Missed your Bible studies?

18. Meat. The butcher weighs meat. Gotcha.

19. 12, of course. There are 12 of *anything* in a dozen.

20. Same as it is now: Bill Clinton.

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), October 25, 1999.

Hmmmm....when did William Jefferson Blythe change his last name to Clinton? I thought it was after 1950.

MFU

-- Man From Uncle 1999 (mfu1999@hotmail.com), October 25, 1999.