Write Your Own Y2K Joke Thread-How Many (Fill in the Blank) Does It Take To...greenspun.com : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread
Okay, I'll start.
How many horses does it take to pull an SUV?
It depends on how many DGI's want to ride inside.
Now it's your turn.
-- D.J. Phillips (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 23, 1999
Q: How many DGI's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Everyone assures them that the light bulb doesn't need changing, and that the darkness in the immediate vicinity will only last 3 days, max.
-- Man From Uncle 1999 (email@example.com), October 23, 1999.
D.J.: Your first joke actually occurred during the Depression here in Canada in the 1930's.
Our prime minister at the time was R.B. Bennett.
When people could not afford to drive their cars, they hitched up a team of horses to them to pull them around. That is no joke! They became known as "Bennett Buggies".
Don't know if a similar thing happened in the USA. Guess I'll have to read "Grapes Of Wrath" one more time.
-- profit of doom (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 23, 1999.
QUESTION: How many GI's have brains?
-- (pollyTROLL@theriver.com), October 23, 1999.
A very religious DGI died and was met at the Pearly gates by St. Peter. The DGI was very upset about having starved to death and was telling St. Peter he did not understand why God did not save him. St. Peter replied, "But God did try to save you, he sent Gary North to save you".
-- chicken farmer (chicken-farmer@ y2k.farm), October 24, 1999.