XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUNDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1999 23:07:22 ET XXXXX

CLINTON GOLFS ALONE IN RAIN, DARK

President Clinton played a full 18 holes of golf on Sunday evening -- all by himself in the rain!

Clinton completed a full round in pitch dark at a deserted Army Navy Country Club in Arlington, Va., in a development one Clinton insider called: "odd."

"It was odd, it was strange," the Clinton insider, who has known the president for more than 20 years, told the DRUDGE REPORT on Sunday evening.

"I'm worried. It sounds completely out of character. Maybe he is working off stress, or he is using golf as a form of therapy or prevention."

"He's promised Hillary no more cheating," said the Clinton insider. "Maybe he felt urges -- and went out to the golf course, rather than give in to those urges."

Secret Service agents and news media were given only minutes notice before Clinton departed for the club.

"He was playing in the pitch dark... he was swinging and wildly hitting balls everywhere," one pool reporter told an associate in the White House press room after the trip.

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), October 18, 1999

Answers

Looks like the stress is getting to him, or maybe the Reagan Syndrome is starting to affect him. I bet he just misses Monica. He should probably go to a batting cage instead, or maybe a whore house.. (when Hillary ain't watchin)...

-- @ (@@@.@), October 18, 1999.

Well, he probably told everyone he shot under par!

-- Tim (tmpy19@aol.com), October 18, 1999.

Andy:

I may have the answer to your posting above. See if this fits? A man take the day off and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,"Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesnt see anyone. Again he hears ,"Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. BOOM! he hits it 10 inches from the cup.He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow thats amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog" The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, BOOM! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesnt knoe what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas and the guy says,"OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks,"What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now this is a million to one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. BOOM! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to thank you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15 year old girl. "And that your honor is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

Mystery Solved?

Bottom Line Guy

The frog replies,"Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

So what do you think? Mystery Solved?

-- Bottom Line Guy (blg@eatmydust.nett), October 18, 1999.

"Ribbit ROTFLMAO!!!"

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), October 18, 1999.

Bottom Line Guy:

Loved the frog story! It's just as believable as "I didn't inhale" and "I never had sex with that woman"

-- Scarlett (creolady@aol.com), October 18, 1999.

Shucks, Andy...from your title I thought maybe someone's father or other male relative had caught up with him....LOL

-- Elaine Seavey (Gods1sheep@aol.com), October 18, 1999.

Time to use the 25th amendment?

-- FLAME AWAY (BLehman202@aol.com), October 18, 1999.