the banker's prayer : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread

My bank's Y2K-ready; I shall not freak. It insureth my deposit with the FDIC. It offereth me overdraft protection. It issueth colorful brochures. It telleth me not to hide in the closet with an AK-47, for heaven's sake. Yea, though I hear all the hype and hysteria on my way to the ATM, I will fear no loss of service, for the bank's spin is with me. Its ads and its press releases, they comfort me. I preparest a pantry of dried fruits and vegetables; I stockpileth water in old gallon jugs; my supplies runneth over. But surely nothing will happen except brief power outages, and I will dwell in the house with a flashlight, but that's all.


-- apokoliptik (, October 15, 1999


my face hurteth from laughing!!!!Great post!!

-- Jay Urban (, October 15, 1999.


Comedy is not pretty.

-- nothere nothere (, October 15, 1999.


-- (, October 15, 1999.

apokoliptik~LOL!This has earned a wall space in my office. Thanks :)

-- Gia (, October 15, 1999.

LOL! Flashlights, 1000 points of light, searching ...

-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (, October 15, 1999.

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