The Tax Addict

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The addiction to taxes can infect politicians and bureaucrats of both political parties and all levels of government. However,it is an addiction that primarily afflicts Democrats,and the addiction rate is running at 100% among liberals and other deranged individuals.

DRUG OF CHOICE....O.P.M. OOH-PEE-EM (other people's money) notice the phonetic similarity to opium.

CHARACTERISTICS OF THE ADDICTION....inflated ego,feelings of omnipotence,a belief that they have a right to OPM,coupled with an insatiable desire to spend OPM---will go to any lengths to continue spending.No lie is too big,and no act is too vile for these addicts to perfom in their mad desire for OPM.

THE HIGH...,Interviews with some of these cretins suggest that their high is keener and is enhanced if the spending is on an utterly useless program,and if the spending is 100% wasteful,they actually reach orgasm.They claim that SCREWING THE TAXPAYER IS THE BEST SEX IN THE WORLD.

THE CURE....i-695 is a small start on the road to a cure by cutting their access to OPM by 2%,but it is a start.The incurably addicted should be encouraged to emigrate to the Socialist Republic of Canada. To help those who can be saved continue on the road to recovery,these sickos must continue to endure a continuing series of shocks to their systems by further reductions in their access to OPM.

PROPERTY TAX REFORM INITIATIVE ANYONE????

Ricardo

-- Ricardo (ricardoxxx@home.com), October 08, 1999

Answers

Ricardo

You got it right. A buddy of mine who is a state rep. and a republician (?) said he voted with the Demos because he had fallen asleep during the vote on the budget and when he woke up he saw that Shirley Hankins had voted for it.

Great excuse!

Ed - won't be sleeping Nov. 2nd

-- Ed (ed_brigdes@yahoo.com), October 09, 1999.


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