Paul Harvey closed his "news and comments" program this morning by noting that Social Security--in an attempt to console worriers--sent letters to 32,000 recipients assuring them that benefits would continue after Jan. 1, 1900.

-- Chuckles (Irony@ontheair.com), October 08, 1999

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Is Paul Harvey a GI?

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), October 08, 1999.