1. They cruise the internet for bad news and get pissed of if someone posts the bad news before the other does.

2. They all pray for the worst.

3. They "high five" when a power plant explodes!

4. They pray for the demise of others wealth while cheering their own.

5. They stockpile toilet paper. This is a mystery because gpconnolly and King of Spain have their noses up everyones ass.

6. Andy disappears when the price of gold goes down.

7. Squirrel King makes the most sense.

8. A manic depressive leaves here with a smile on his face.

9. A suicidal person has a reason to live after reading this forum.

10. Bill Clinton give up sex due to depression from this site.

-- (PollyAnna@smiley.net), October 07, 1999

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So much insanity, so little bandwidth to mock them with.

-- (winston@churchill.com), October 07, 1999.

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10. Hold on let me check with Koskinem before I give you my other 9

-- CygnusXI (noburnt@toast.net), October 07, 1999.

Jeez, the pollys can't get anything right. Don't you know that you're supposed to start at number 10, count down, and end with "and the number one reason..."?

Talk about head in the sand!

Tick... Tock... <:00=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), October 07, 1999.

You pollies are such simplistic morons. If you think that doomers "pray for the demise of others wealth" then I'll put my charitable contribution percentage against yours, dork. And no, I'm not ringing my own bell as if I'm going to save the world. I'm just destroying you clownish reasoning that 'doomers' (whatever the hell that means) want a mass die-out. We don't want a mass die-out of anyone. But we sure wouldn't shed a tear over your demise. Ha!

-- b (b@b.com), October 07, 1999.

Leaving the world no poorer,this polly will probably die next year.

-- Apokoliptik (Apokoliptik@lar.ge), October 07, 1999.

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-- no talking please (breadlines@soupkitchen.gov), October 07, 1999.

Well there is at least one doomer with too much time on his or her hands who isn't "getting it".

-- (hey you, get@out.more often!), October 07, 1999.

Polly Top 10:

10. Whattaya mean, I can't borrow some coffee? Your son has my son's PlayStation and how many times have I let you borrow my edger!?!?!?!?

9. This chick on the bus next to me today evidently hadn't taken a shower in weeks. God, I can't wait to have gasoline again.

8. My God, is that the mailman driving up?

7. Honey, yes we will get you to the manicurist before too much longer. I promise.

6. Yes, we have to return all of our presents. Quit arguing. Don't worry, we'll buy'em back next month..........

5. Grandma's probably just fine. She only lives a couple blocks from the middle school. I'm sure she'll call us when she gets back to her house.

4. Yes, baking powder does work fine as toothpaste. Shut up and brush.

3. Honey, this better hurry up and end. Payroll only pulled out enough cash to pay us all for a month. How much do we have left?

2. You never realize how noisy the jet traffic is overhead until it's gone, huh.

1. My God.......the year without a Superbowl.

-- lisa (lisa@work.now), October 07, 1999.

Lisa, You must work for the government. Nothing better to do, ey? GET BACK TO WORK HAG!!!

-- (PollyAnna@smiley.net), October 07, 1999.

It's not even the weekend, and they're coming out from under the rocks. Grrr!

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), October 07, 1999.

Aparently we worms decided to upgrade our neighborhood, under the rocks.

Principal of the YUP-YUP School

-- Princ. (yupyup@schoolfor.scandal), October 08, 1999.