http://www.smalltime.com/nowhere/findthespam/ I wonder if the pollys'll find it challenging??

-- zoobie (zoobiezoob@yahoo.com), September 25, 1999

Answers

HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!...I have found the "Spam" and mine eyes have been opened.

Flint,

May your quest for the "Spam" be a "ROUSING SUCCESS" and bring you enlightenment.

KOS,

Forget the mud. Visualize yourself and the woman of your dreams wrestling in an expansive pool of gooey, gelatinous and nutritional Spam.

-- (cujo@baddog.byte), September 25, 1999.

cujo-

Analyzing anonymous writings has become somewhat of a hobby for me. I particularly enjoy doing evaluations of those contributors here who ocassionally, for various reasons, post "anononymously" (using fictitious handles which differ from their norm). I realize you seldom post under the name "cujo", but over the course of the last couple of months, I have looked closely at your writings. I have noticed a definite correlation [in a way not expected on the basis of chance alone] between the writings of yourself and Paul Milne. Your timing, content, style, vocabulary, punctuation anomalies, etc. have lead me to wonder about something.

Let me ask you cujo... Are you actually Paul Milne using another pseudonym?

I'll check back later...

-- CD (not@here.com), September 25, 1999.

CD, Cujo is obviously also the King of Spain!

-- soapie (ssapp@hotmail.com), September 25, 1999.

CD,

No, I am not Paul Milne. The similarity of "timing, content, style, vocabulary, punctuation anomalies,etc." could be the result of a parallel journey through life (faith, education, age, service, etc.). We also tend to view the current subject information, and especially the lack thereof, with the same disdain.

-- (cujo@baddog.byte), September 25, 1999.

cujo-

Your civil response answered my question as much as your words did.

Thanks for humoring me.

(Great "handle" BTW)

-- CD (not@here.com), September 25, 1999.

SPAM contains excessive animal fats. Use analogies to cogitate reasons why you should choose healthier alternatives.

"Species die-back is natural". -- zoobie

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), September 25, 1999.

In a survival situation fat is essential,it has the highest caloric density keeps your skin from flaking,and produces feelings of satiety.If you would avoid species die-back,you'd better find the spam!!!

-- zoobie (zoobiezoob@yahoo.com), September 26, 1999.