What's your favorite Hick'ry quote?

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For those of you who know Hick'ry, you may have noticed that he often comes up with great soundbites in his everyday conversation. I'll start things off with one he just said to me today: "I never lose a naked lady's phone number!" Anybody else got a good one?

-- Miss Laura (ljk333@yahoo.com), September 24, 1999

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