Take a real web poll!! Don't stuff the ballot box. Vote only once please.

http://www.alxpoll.com/cgi-bin/poll.cgi?user=145917

-- Sandy D (sandy_d1@yahoo.com), September 23, 1999

Answers

NO

-- TJ Green (tjgtimes@hotmail.com), September 25, 1999.

Yes.

-- William Sheehan (wsheehan@billsheehan.com), September 26, 1999.

Yes!!!

-- Paul Oss (jnaut@earthlink.net), September 26, 1999.

Absolutely, No

-- Ken LeMay (klemay@amouse.net), September 28, 1999.

Damn tootin'.

-- (craigcar@crosswinds.net), September 28, 1999.

Sandy,

Argueing with you is like preparing a lovely feast of Steelhead Trout at a John Birch Society barbecue: slap that pathetic little fishy on the grill, pour a gallon of gasoline on the coals, light a match, throw it on, turn the whiny little dingbat over, it's done.

You write:

"Subject: TAKE THE FREE WEB POLL!!"

Of all the stupid whiny cheesy liberal pathetic excuses for arguments I have ever heard, that takes the moldy communist cheescake like nobody's grampa!!! It's like this, Sandee: nothing in life is free. Deal with it or go cry home to your publicly-funded socialist sugar-daddy!

"Take a real web poll!! Don't stuff the ballot box. Vote only once please."

If you would pull your Michel Foucault-polluted head out of your flatulent ass long enough to see the light, you would see what a load of raving nonesense is! Nobody gets to vote more than once, okay? (except mabye the rabbid bats who lie and steal our moeny in Oylmpia!) You don't have to tell us we have a clue and you don't!

You disgust me.

"http://www.alxpoll.com/cgi-bin/poll.cgi?user=145917"

Just what the hell are you trying to say anyway? Has Carl Marx poluted your already feebel brain to the point where you can't even speak English like a normal American?

I thought I have read some stupid gibberish from limosine liberal public panhandlers before but that takes the cake! How are we supposed to respond to that? "hsqk:///xxx.akhsudnckwhi/aks/aksido.salfuenk?duh=28338"?

learn to speak English, Paula Abdul or go back home to your bread line in Mother Russia!

Only the finest in electronic sucker punches

-- barfbagg (barfbagg@hotmail.com), September 28, 1999.

Hell YES!!!!!!!!

-- Denver Morford (denver@foxinternet.net), September 28, 1999.

Dear mister barfbagg, Or should I say Jeffey. You are the ultimate putz. And you always demonstrate the the UW is the biggest waste of money in the Western Hemisphere..

-- maddjak (maddjak@hotmail.com), September 29, 1999.

"Biggest waste of money in the Wastern Hemisphere" Second only to the money saved by (and wasted on) Mr. Jak for his new $30 license tabs.

-- Wild Bill (colt45@yahoo.com), September 29, 1999.

My whole family says YES!!!!

-- hammer (hammerhead1@hotmail.com), September 29, 1999.

Yo Barfbag: You have got to be new to the Internet. I recommend taking a few basic classess at UW.

But, to save you some $$$ so you can use it for your tab fees (which I assume you are voting No on 695), here's my reply to your post.

YOU SAID: Sandee: nothing in life is free.

I SAY: I assume you are referring to the free web poll and that it should cost money to take it. BZZZ! WRONG! Try again dumbass!. Visit http://www.alxpoll.com/ and learn all about how YOU can have your own FREE web poll.

But it is not just that, there are other things on the Internet that are free. Here's a few:

* Email accounts (Yahoo, Hotmail, Excite, etc) * Stock Quotes from E-trade * Web space (Angelfire, Tripod, Yahoo, Excite, etc) * Sex pictures (Just type "Free Sex" in any search engine) * A whole site devoted to free stuff (www.freestuff.com)

NEXT YOU SAID: If you would pull your Michel Foucault-polluted head out of your flatulent ass long enough to see the light, you would see what a load of raving nonesense is! Nobody gets to vote more than once, okay? (except mabye the rabbid bats who lie and steal our moeny in Oylmpia!) You don't have to tell us we have a clue and you don't!

You disgust me.

I SAY: At the site that is hosting my web poll, there is a way to vote more than once. But I ain't going to say how! Why? Cause I want a fair poll and not one where all the Yeser's will stuff or the Noer's stuff the box. One vote per person, please. By the way, who is Michel Foucault? Close friend of yours??

NEXT YOU SAID: "http://www.alxpoll.com/cgi-bin/poll.cgi?user=145917"

Just what the hell are you trying to say anyway? Has Carl Marx poluted your already feebel brain to the point where you can't even speak English like a normal American?

I thought I have read some stupid gibberish from limosine liberal public panhandlers before but that takes the cake! How are we supposed to respond to that? "hsqk:///xxx.akhsudnckwhi/aks/aksido.salfuenk?duh=28338"?

learn to speak English, Paula Abdul or go back home to your bread line in Mother Russia!

I SAY: As I said before, this is what is called a URL (Universal Resource Locator) any computer internet user knows what this is and what to do with it. But, I guess I need to tell you. Copy the URL from the http all the way to the "7" and then go up to the Address box in your browser and PASTE, then press Enter. Faster than you can say "Duh" you will be magically taken to the website that has the poll without having to scroll through thousands of polls on www.alxpoll.com. Congrats, you made it to the poll. Now vote, then shut up and color.

YOU SAID: Only the finest in electronic sucker punches

I SAY: Get off at the next exit. People like you on the information superhighway cause accidents.

-- Sandy D (sandy_d1@yahoo.com), September 30, 1999.

WEB POLL RESULTS SO FAR:

Well the poll has come to a plateau a little, but here are the current results as of 9/30/99:

Yes 59% No 40%

Total votes: 64

For those of you that have not voted yet, please do. Here is the URL: http://www.alxpoll.com/cgi-bin/poll.cgi?user=145917 The design of this poll does not favor either side. Also, please vote only once. It is possible to vote more than once, but please resist the temptation. Election Day is 11/2/99.

-- Sandy D (sandy_d1@yahoo.com), September 30, 1999.

Best damn thing to come along If the polititions don't get the message and get it right this time they surely will have a hemmorage when the SPENDING PRIORITAZATION INITIATIVE begins to take form !!! YES ON 695!!!!!!!!

-- Ed Wolf (edwinkle99@aol.com), October 09, 1999.

As the host of the webpoll I have come to see that maybe there are a few out there that may have their cookies turned off or simply they have them removed at the end of each browser session.

In English, this means that a person CAN vote more than once. A person that has been watching the poll and sees that the poll is swaying may up the "No"'s or vice versa.

In any case, with less than 30 days till the election and no poll being an exact or fair one, I will be shutting down the poll after this post has been submitted.

If I find a webpoll that can keep people from voting more than once (highly unlikely) I will repost the URL and continue the results based on today's results.

As of 10/9/99: 127 votes. Yes = 79 votes [59%] No = 52 votes [40%]

The average poll results I have seen have been 60% for and 40% against. I guess phone polls that are run legally are the only true ways of getting an accurate result...for now.

-- Sandy D (sandy_d1@yahoo.com), October 09, 1999.

Sandy Thanks for taking the time to at least DO SOMETHING We already know that 695 is iin the bag and that scares the HELL out of the poobahs in Olympia Remember those that oppose the will of the people they are only writing their own epitaph ELECTIONS ARE COMING SOON ENOUGH and the people just may have a long memory!!!!

-- Ed Wolf (edwinkle99@aol.com), October 09, 1999.

Here's to people counting their chickens before they hatch...

-- Ken (klemay@amouse.net), October 09, 1999.