This thread is HILARIOUS. Can we come up with more?

THE LINK

-- Dennis (djolson@pressenter.com), September 10, 1999

Answers

That was definitely worth rereading!

-- April (Alwzapril@home.com), September 10, 1999.

How about a King of Spain Doll...comes with a mudwrestling Barbie Doll.

-- Debi (LongTimeLurker@shy.com), September 10, 1999.

Yea, but KOS must come with built-in "a new female entered the room" radar. What should we use? ? Rabbit ears, like My favorite Martian? On his belt, like a beeper? Or, ... <:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), September 10, 1999.

How about the Y2K compliant doll: Continually sings "Don't worry be happy" untill the rollover when it malfunctions and then repeats "worry, worry, worry" until reprogrammed.

Oh and KOS hasn't noticed me yet, I am not sure if I should be affronted or not LOL

-- Stacia (ClassyCwgl@aol.com), September 10, 1999.

Stacia, I wouldn't be affronted just yet. I've noticed KOS hasn't been active in requesting Mud Wrestling queries lately. Perhaps he's been chastised on it. I kind of think it's his trade mark and fun. So let's see if we can't entice him a bit.....KOS...MUD....beautiful brown thick warm mud...beautiful woman....dripping...Y2K approved mud...

-- Debi (LongTimeLurker@shy.com), September 10, 1999.

Gawd Debi its not working and here we sit in hushed anticipation (well not really but it sounds good) LOLOL

-- Stacia (ClassyCwgl@aol.com), September 11, 1999.

Stacia, it appears KoS is shy and won't approach aggressive women. He wants to be the pouncer and pursuer. Maybe if you act like a shy little girlflower and make a meek but intelligent post he'll ask if you'll get down and dirty. Mud.

-- amazon (pin@to.mud), September 12, 1999.

Amazon,

Yes I think you're right on this one. I am guessing the cowgirl part is a bit scarey, like farmgirls we do know about getting in the mud, and we usually win LOL

-- Stacia (ClassyCwgl@aol.com), September 12, 1999.

Knowing the "kind" of mud a farm-girl can get involved in, I'd think twice also about wrestling in it.....

But having admitted that .... there are a few central TX watering holes that can be enjoyed in solitary (or secondary) bliss .....

-- What, Me Worry? (whowhenwhere@how.com), September 13, 1999.