After taking a quick inventory of our preps, my husband noted the huge amount of beans both dried and canned that we have on hand.

and you know what that leads to....

Does anybody know if it's safe to burn methane in a propane heater?

Does anybody know how many btu's per toot?

How do you hook the pipeline up?

-- Mabel Dodge (cynical@me.net), September 07, 1999

Answers

Mabel: Put ginger in the beans and the methane problem goes away!

-- Neil G.Lewis (pnglewis1@yahoo.com), September 07, 1999.

I don't know Mabel. Sounds like Bokonon is doing a "Tim Tooltime Taylor" imitation here. Just be careful not to hurt yourselves -- if he's thinking what I think you're saying he's thinking... I would definitely stock up on some of that Y2KY Compliant Jelly I was reading about on last week's forum:)

Kristi

-- Kristi (KsaintA@aol.com), September 08, 1999.

LOL, Kristi! I'm innocent, I tell ya! Mabes was wondering what we would do when the propane ran out, and I just tossed the idea out as a joke. I had no idea she would run with it. There's just noooooo stopping her, when she's determined to post something.

-- Bokonon (bok0non@my-Deja.com), September 08, 1999.