Lily Interventiongreenspun.com : LUSENET : garden project : One Thread
I need a lily intervention. Fall planting is nearly upon us, and I'm poring over all of those luscious lily catalogues, and I want to buy so many, never mind the rent and food and all of the things I should buy instead of lilies. Help! Somebody talk me down!
-- Erica Olson (email@example.com), September 03, 1999
Squirrels! Squirrels will eat your lilies! Or if you have a dog, he'll dig them up and you'll be so sad. Or you'll forget to water them, or they'll be the wrong color or height for the spot you put them in. It'll be just awful. Turn back now.
Did I fake you out? Of course I think you should buy a THOUSAND lilies. Who needs food?
-- Beth (firstname.lastname@example.org), September 03, 1999.