The Kymm Conspiraciesgreenspun.com : LUSENET : I Wasn't Built to Get Up at this Time : One Thread
So the Mighty Kymm (http://www.hedgehog.net/mightykymm/) didn't update her journal yesterday. how about some conspiracy theories into why!
-- Tim (email@example.com), August 30, 1999
Hold up, Kymm didn't update? And the world hasn't come to an end? How is this possible? Lemme call up Satan and see what the temperature is down there... Perhaps Cancer Man from The X-Files has something to do with this...
Of course, all of this comes from one of the very few OLJers who doesn't actually read Kymm himself. I mean, she's good and when I do stop by I thoroughly enjoy what I read, but I'm not much of a journal reader. In fact, this is probably the only journal I *DO* read regularly. (Probably has something to do with the fact that I spend a lot of time wading through diary-l and journal-l mailings...)
Newsflash: Kymm actually DID update, she just started the entry late in the day, plus her FTP was down. Suggestion for new question, Tim: Who's behind the conspiracy to keep Kymm's FTP from letting her update? Personally, I think Bill Gates is behind this... =^)
-- Tim L. (firstname.lastname@example.org), August 31, 1999.
Bill Gates is behind everything.
-- Jessica (email@example.com), September 12, 1999.