A tourist was standing on the shores of the Sea of Gallilee. He walked up to a man who owned a small boat asking " Do you take tourists across the sea and if so so how much please? " The man answered " Yes and the cost is one hundred American dollars."

" ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!! - no wonder Christ walked across.

-- jean bouchardRC, (jeanb@cwk.imag.net), July 14, 1999

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This one reminds me of my Sunday School days...

A new Sunday School teacher arrives at a Church and they decide to introduce him to all the children during a service. He stands up and says "I'm going to ask all a question, and the first child who answers correctly gets to be my assistant next week."

"What is small, brown, likes nuts, and has a big bushy tail?"

No-one answers, and their is a long awkward silence until the new teacher asks "One of you must know the answer, surely?"

And a little girl puts up her hand and says:

"Well, I know the answer is supposed to be Jesus, but it sounds like a squirrel to me..."

You've probably heard it before, but I like it!

Regards

-- Matthew (mdpope@hotmail.com), July 14, 1999.

going along with the humor: at school a teacher tells his class: "i'll give one dollar to the kid that tells me who is the greatest man in US history"

-johnny : Georges Washington. He gets his dollar.

-Now i'll give two dollars if you tell me who is the greatest man in the history of the Americas.

-mario: Christofer Columbus. He gets his two dollars.

Now, five dollars if you tell me who is the greatest man in all humankind.

-solomon: Jesus.

-Jesus? well, i thought that you being a jew would answer that it was Moshe.

- well, Moshe is Moshe, but business is business!!

-- ENRIQUE ORTIZ (eaortiz@yahoo.com), July 15, 1999.