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OH YEAH...ITS HERE
FOR THE FOURTH OF JULY, YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO??? WE SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER IN THE MORNING-TIME ON SUNDAY, LIKE WE COULD RIDE OUR MOUNTAIN BIKES, AND ALL MEET AT THE POING WHERE WE CAN SEE THE CITY SKYLINE, AND WE CAN EACH HAVE A BREAKFAST BAR, OR A POP TART OR SOMETHING SMALL, AND THAN WE COULD ALL RIDE OUTR MOUNTAIN BIKES INTO THE STREET AND WEAVCE AROUND TRAFFIC AND STUFF, AND THEN WHEN WE GET TIRED, WE CAN RELAX AND REST ON A CURB OR SOMETHING, AND THEN WE COULD REALLY GO NUTS, AND GET TAN IN TH ESUN AND WE CAN LAY OUY TOPLESS (YES, BOYS and GIRLS...IT IS A HOLIDAY!!!) AND WE COULD OIL EACH OTHER UP AND GET REALLY TAN, AND THEN AS THE DAY WINDS DOWN, WE COULD ROLL ONR EOR TWO FATTY BUMBALATTIES AND WE COULD TOKE IT UP AS WE LIE ON THE PARK GROUND, AND WE WATCH AND LISTEN TO THE BOOMS AND THE SPARLES, AND WE SEE THE COLORS TURNING LIKE NIGHT RAINBOWS GLISTENING AND REFLECTING OFF THE WATER, AND WE COULD GO OUT INTO THE RIVER AND TREAD WATER AND WE COULD BE IN THE WATER AND TRY NOT TO GET HIT BY A BIG BOAT OR JET SKI, AND IN THE WATER WE COULD SWIM AND FROLIC AS THE FIREWORKS GIVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG IS STILL THERE, AND WE COULD ALL FEEL PATROTIC AND HAPPY ABOUT OURSELVES BECASUE WE ARE AMERICAN, AND THE AFFLECKS ARE AMERNICAN AND WE ARE LIKE THE AFFLECKS IN THAT WAY AT LEAST, ANSSD THAT CAN NEVER BE TAKEN FROM US. AND WE CAN SING SONGS TOGETHER LIKE "GRAND OL FLAG" AND "AMERICA THE BEUATIFUL", AND "BORN IN THE USA" AND EVEN "JAILHOUSE ROCK". AND WE CAN HOLD HANDS IN THE RIVER AS WE TREAD WATER AND THE FIREWORKS ARE BLASTING ABOVE, AND THE BOYS CAN KISS THE GIRLS, AND WE COULD HAVE A BLAST THIS FOURTH!!!
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
-- jimmy jam (email@example.com), July 02, 1999
i agree.. I can sell you the fatty bumbalatties for ten dollars each. they are filled wit premium alaska weed from Jamaica. Call me at (xxx-xxx-xxxx) and i will send you a sample. (to decipher phone number, run sectionn3 of 7.67 algorithm decoder).
-- Boom BA. Kla (firstname.lastname@example.org), July 02, 1999.
i missed the fourth of july and your grand outdoor extravaganza and it ain't cool but instead i was on a tropical island paradise in the rain thinking hard about something. maybe tomorrow we can all meet for ballpark franks except i'm a vegetarian and can't contribute to that nonsense but then again, what does this have to do with casey affleck? oh yeah, one time one of my friends in college told me he had gone to our school and then left to be in movies and i didn't know who he was and then i saw him in something and thought he was a sexy bumkin. does anyone think i'm a sexy bumkin? it's okay, i don't really want to know.
-- g money (email@example.com), July 06, 1999.
WELL, THOUGH I REALLY HAVE ATTEMPTED TO REFRAIN FROM POSTING ANY RETORTS TO THESE REDICULOUS POSTINGS FROM PEOPLE SUCH AS FRANK AND THE NEW IDIOT OF THE MONTH "g money (firstname.lastname@example.org)" I AM AFRAID THAT I MUST HERE. LOOK@ME.COM IS A RIP OFF. YOU HAVE NO ORIGINAL IDEAS FLOWING FROM THAT NOGGIN, AND YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER. THE SAD FACT IS THAT I KNOW THAT YOU GO HOME AT NIGHT, ALONE, AND THAT YOU HAVEN'T REALLY ANY FRIENDS EXCEPT THE COMPUTER YOU NO DOUBT SPEND HOURS IN FRONT OF WHILE AT HOME, EATING BARBECUE POTATO CHIPS AND DRINKING CHEAP BEER LIKE SHILTZ. YOU ARE A LITTLE INSIGNIFICANT GNAT FLYING AROUND THE INTERNET AND YOU HAPPENED TO LAND ON THIS SITE, AND NOW YOU ARE HERE TO ANNOY. THE FACT THAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT PEOPLE COME TO THIS SITE TO FIND INFO OUT ABOUT CASEY IS FUNNY. PEOPLE COME TO THIS SITE TO READ POSTINGS. TO READ FUNNY POSTINGS ABOUT CASEY. TO READ THE POSTINGS I WRITE ABOUT CASEY. AND THE ONE'S FRANK WILLIAMSON WRITES. AND THE ONE'S JONAH SEXTON WRITES, AND NGONO OSHINYABE, AND NICOLE FRENCH, LUVS, DEES NUTS...ETC. THESE ARE THE POSTINGS THAT MAKE THIS SIGHT WHAT IT IS. NOT YOUR INCESSANT NAGGING "WAAHH I WANT TO READ ABOUT CASEY....I WANT TO GO TO VERUKA IN NY AND HANG OUT WITH CASEY...I BET HE'S A LOT OF FUN...BOO HOO HOO. IF HE'D ONLY GIVE ME THE CHANCE I'LL MEET HIM AND WE COULD BE FRIENDS. WHAAA" YOU ARE A LITTLE BITCH,(email@example.com),
CASEY WOULD MEET YOU...SMILE...THEN CALL SOMEONE AND MAKE FUN OF YOU. LIKE THE REST OF THE PEOPLE THAT COME IN CONTACT WITH DO.
-- jimmy jam (firstname.lastname@example.org), July 08, 1999.
jimmy jam you are an asshole. but everything you said about me is true. i do indeed eat potato chips at my computer and whine about celebrities. in fact, that constitutes most of my day. what i want to know is who you are and what makes you so special. granted, you probably walk around the house in those glow-in-the-dark "virgin/slut" boxers and laugh at the sound of your farts. but i'm guessing there's more to you than that. do tell.
-- g money (email@example.com), July 18, 1999.