I've been dropping in on and off for months and have picked up tons of useful information. But i noticed a sense of gloom over the past few weeks that I just couldn't put my finger on. Up pops this Corrine (or is it corrine?) person and I honestly haven't laughed so hard in years. I actually had to muffle the giggles because my significant other doesn't buy into the whole y2k gig.

What I really appreciate is that corrine doesn't resort to foul language (at least that I've come across) to make her hilarious observations. As an example,in one posting, there was a doctor who in his effort to tell corrine to get lost he asks her if her mommy knows she is playing on the computer. Here is her response:

dr. g. she most certainly does hon and she'd be interested to know that the nice dr. man has expressed an interest in her special little girl. are you a real dr. or do you just play one on tv? a nursing, nursely hug to you o' great healer.

-- corrine l (corrine@iwaynet.net), July 01, 1999.

Folks I apologize but I haven't chuckeled so hard at a poster in I don't know how long. corrine, if you are out there, and I'm sure you are keep it coming. --------------------------------------------------------------

-- shy guy (fan@fannet.net), July 01, 1999

Answers

sly, I mean shy, hear that muffled cry? it's your sig other beckoning you to go clean the commodes. do it now.

a swirly smootch you goofy gus.

-- corrine l (corrine@iwaynet.net), July 01, 1999.

corrine 1 is al-d. al-d is the man who pissed off the mob by not paying back his gambling debt.

-- O.J. (OJSimpson@jailhouse.com), July 01, 1999.

See what I mean.

-- shy guy (fan@fannet.net), July 01, 1999.

Uh, no.

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.com), July 01, 1999.

O.J. bet i'm not, al-d. oops, i can't stop myself from betting. you must be right,

-- corrine l (corrine@iwaynet.net), July 01, 1999.

Read the forum guidlines when you post shy guy... a thread dedicated to corrine 1 does not relate to Y2K.

-- (not a sysop@maybe I should.be), July 01, 1999.

Sorry not. I know ignorance of the law is no excuse but it is the only one I can summon. I throw myself on the mercy of the court

-- shy guy (fan@fannet.net), July 01, 1999.

kinda hoped,the cowardly imposter,s had there fill.oh well the worm never dies. JEALOUSY will get you no-where,poor coward.

-- kinda hoped, (dogs@zianet.com), July 01, 1999.

hope, whatever you just said, i agree.

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-- corrine l (corrine@iwaynet.net), July 01, 1999.

i am who i am and ;thats who i am* even though my nose don,t work_ i smell trouble< i smell trouble

-- hope. (dogs@zianet.com), July 01, 1999.

i am the child of the GREAT I AM. wayward at times, but' still HIS kid.-----corrine, i e-mailed you. what you doin, in there?

-- faith-HOPE-charity (dogs@zianet.co.), July 01, 1999.

JULY getting off to a Brain-Dead Start

Al-d (faith,hope,charity, etc), Corrine1, and Shy Guy are all creations of the same dip shit we all know and love. Look at the bogus e-mails that all end with net.net. No way to stop this half-wit from getting off here on the forum is there? Wanna feel good? Just imagine what it would be like to be this person and know that you could never be this retarded. Feeling better already are you not! Now while we are all having a great time this holiday weekend, this F_______G idiot will be stuck in a dark room hoping the meds dont take a 180. Warm, fuzzy, huggzies asshole!

-- eat s**t (and@die.now), July 01, 1999.

Actually, eat, Shy Guy and corrine are one and the same. al-d (faith hope, etc,) comes from a different IP address, while the other two come from the same IP. corrine is patting herself on the back here.

Sysop #2, who just looked at the IP's...

-- (Sysop#2@tb2000.forum), July 01, 1999.

Sure you did!! This forum does'nt have the set up to do that. Nice try though.

O.J. Not guilty!! Let's golf.

-- O.J. (OJSimpson@jailhouse.com), July 01, 1999.

Actually, Sysops#2, I also checked the IP (INTELLIGENT life POTENTIAL) of the three and they all flat-lined. Same Dummy, two dial- ups.

-- eat s**t (and@die.now), July 01, 1999.

OJ Until you have been in Supervision Mode, you have no idea.

Night train

-- Night Train (Night.tr@in.lane), July 02, 1999.

Hark! Do we hear wedding bells off in the dist, peut-etre?

Corrine, the (Official?) Troll Academy's class of '99 valedictorian, expertly trained in all the latest disinfo, forum (honored we are, indeed!) clogger extraordinaire (full-time pay for a p-t piece of work!)

and our own, gum-stuck-on-the-bottom-of-yer-shoe and otherwise never to be fergit,

al-d, certifiable but soon to be oh-so-Gatesy-rich! GO FOR IT CORRINE!

al, doesn't she sound ever-so-yummy? hmmmmmm-Hmmmmmm-HMMMMMMM! GO FOR IT COWBOY! (Together, they ride off into the cyber-set...)

DiEteR could perform the rites in his festive old way. ("Do you take this... hYEnA! JAcKaL! )

Thought: Just as a healthy stomach has lots of intestinal bacteria (aids digestion) scrunging around inside of it, a healthy forum...etc., etc. Gurgle, gurgle.

(Or maybe I could think of something about dust mites...? (( Do those ferociously ugly little things REALLY exist so close to us in our rugs and on our blankets and PILLOWS!?!?! OH NO!)) But I've thought enough for today. Bye, and a juicy stomach noise to a ve-r-r- r-ry special bride2be...)

-- jor-el (jor-el@krypton.uni), July 02, 1999.

Great catch, indeed. I'm having to work with my door closed over this woman. That fix-on-failure reply sent cheetos flying everywhere.

-- usually irritated by trolls (somebody@work.today), July 02, 1999.

Delete...............!!

-- farmer (hillsidefarm@drbs.net), July 02, 1999.