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Truth about Black Helicopters?
-- Down With The NWO (email@example.com), June 21, 1999
If you really believe that crap then do yourself a favor and put a bullet in your head.
Have a nice day
-- Spike Lee (Smith@357.com), June 21, 1999.
These guys will eventually put a bullet in your head!
-- R. Wright (firstname.lastname@example.org), June 21, 1999.
Come on... this is what makes it hard to take the other warning signs seriously.
-- Mumsie (Lotsakids@home.com), June 21, 1999.
it ain,t about'when or how you die' it,s about where you goin, when you get there. got eternal-life insurance??=JOHN 3:16
-- al-d. (email@example.com), June 21, 1999.
Check this out roflmao!! Snipped from above link.
The Reproductive Cycle Of Black Helicopters
Black Helicopters have a complex reproductive cycle with different phases. They start out as seed crystals that are injected in a biological host organism, typically cattle but occasionally humans, by either human technicians or other Black Helicopters. The seed crystal uses nanobiotechnology, a combination of robotics and genetics on a microscopic scale, to grow with material synthesized from the host's organs. After being injected into the head of a cattle, the seed crystal of a typical BH usually enters the blood stream where it travels to the intestines, along the way gathering various needed compounds from different systems. Once there, it quickly develops into a Microscopic Black Helicopter (MBH).
-- R. Wright (firstname.lastname@example.org), June 21, 1999.
y2k pro was used as a "guinnea piglet" during the The Reproductive Cycle Of Black Helicopters research stage - I have this on authority...
-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), June 21, 1999.
In the early Fifties an industrious young American drilling equipment salesman, while watching late-night TV, was abruptly Removed and transported astrally to the 'IDGE' of JEHOVAH 1 HIMSELF! In this seizure-like trance he took the brunt of the first brain-buffeting communionications of countless to come from the alien Jehovah: awesome pronouncements which form the sacred PRESCRIPTURES of the SubGenius (available for S19.98 at most bookstores!) This milestone in Man's mined path to Slack was THE DIVINE EMACULATION OF J.R. "BOB" DOBBS!! Who IS "Bob"?
While yet the least approachable or scrutable of the vast SubGenius membership, he is the preeminent and most frequently invoked of the god-zillion Personal Saviors of the SubGenius. While he remains an anonymous executive shunning publicity or recognition at a faceless multinational corporation, he is nevertheless The Most Ascended Master, the original Retriever of Jehovah's Message on Earth and basic model of the Archetype SubGenius. He set the "anti-pattern" of random conduct among all those who are now practicing SubGeniuses. His are the defects and peccadillos that we 'analize,' his the Slongs and Jests which we devotedly twist and distort for future generations according to our unexplored whims. - And yet the only photos of him that exist are grainy frame blow-ups from Grade Z movie thrillers in which he played bit parts!Dobbs is, of course, the ultimate symbol of SubGeniusness, but despite/because of his infrahuman mediumship he possesses one single failing above and beyond all other shortcomings: his omninclusive FOLLIES. Yet where they would be crippling stubbing- blocks for another person, in Dobbs they loom stranger-than-life. His ten billion all-too-human quasimodalities embody, in some cheaply symbolic way, all the Foibles of the Primate Race. Dobbs is a miacrocosm encapsulating the imperfektions of the so-called 'human condition;' his Blunders and Idiocies, errors and inadvertencies are perhaps more sacrosanct, more deserving of analitization than even his hallowed salesmanship. None of "Bob's" words or deeds are particularly spectacular: their holiness lies in their nondescript but inviolable triviality. As Dobbs once 'spouted,' "The stupider it looks, the more important it probably is." Since his Emaculation, Dobbs has been divinely shoved down the behavio-electric Path of Least Resistance to become the living incarnation of Slack on Earth. As mysteriously and profitably as he doles out his prophecies and cassette messages, he unfailingly (yet, perhaps, accidentally) enrichens himself with material things using only the exagerated human nature he was born with. Just as the Nazarene was a carpenter, so is "Bob" a salesman - the High Sales Man of the SubGenius - and whereas his stature as hero and holyman of the SubGenius flock is still obscure to the Mediocretins who make up 80flo of the Overpop, among fellow salesmen he is internationally known as "The Man Who Can Sell Anything." "Bob's" surreavolutionary doctrine of PATRIO-PSYCHOTIC ANARCHO- MATERIALISM has found ever-larger numbers of zealous adherents despite relentless persecution by the FBI and other robot engines of the Conspiracy. Furthermore, Dobbs is the only Adept to pass the scrutiny of The Illuminati Corporation's rigorous scientific tests for ectosplasmodic manifestations.
-- rev.ganja-man (theTRUTHabout"BOB"@subgenious.com), June 21, 1999.
"They'll pay to know what they really think!"_"BOB"Dobbs
-- "BOB" ("BOB"@subgenious.com), June 21, 1999.
Those teeny-weeny helicopters itch real bad when they move around under your skin.
-- Barnum (was email@example.com), June 21, 1999.
I find it quite interesting that whenever subjects along the lines of black helicopters or the NWO is brought up, that the thread is IMMEDIATELY spammed by looney posts and vitriolic insults. It looks to me like there are folks lurking on this board who would rather not have a frank and open discussion of these particular subjects.
Now let's think, who could they possibly be?
-- capper (--@-.-), June 22, 1999.
Check out the REAL black helicopter pilots... Nightstalkers web-site (put together for them and their families)... warning... they *like* cookies...
Great true story... Acid Gambit...
Quite a fascinating little place. If you're searching for the real story.
-- Diane J. Squire (firstname.lastname@example.org), June 22, 1999.