I THINK THAT IT WOULD BE REALLY FUN IF WE ALL WENT ON A CASEY AFFLECK RUN, LIKE THE "MARCH OF DIMES" RUN OR THE "AIDS WALK". I THINK THAT IT WOULD BE NICE AS A SIGN TO HOW MUCH WE ADMIRE AND LOVE CASEY AFFLECK AND WE COULD ALL GET TOGETHER IN THE MORNING LIKE AT 6:00 OR SOMETHING AND WE COULD JUST INTRODUCE OURSELVES AND MAYBE WE AS A TYPE OF ICEBREAKER WE COULD PLAY A GAME WHERE EVERYBODY TAKES A LITTLE PIECE OF PAPER AND WRITES A FACT ABOUT THEMSELVES ON IT...OKAY FOR EXAMPLE ONE COULD WRITE "I ONCE SLEPT ON A PICKUP TRUCK" OR "I ONCE ATE PORCUPINE FOR DINNER" OR "I HAVE A FOOT FETISH", OR "MY REAL NAM IS KEESA", OR I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A MAN NAMED SCOTT MISCUS", AND THEN WE WOULD FOLD UP ALL THE PIECES OF PAPER AND TRY TO GUESS WHO WROTE WHAT. AND IF YOU GUESS CORRECTLY YOU WIN A PRIZE. THEN WE COULD PLAY SALSA MUSIC, OR POLKA, AND PLAY LIMBO AND SEE WHO COULD GET UNDER THE STICK, AND THEN WE WOULD STRETCH, DRINK SOME JUICE (I'LL BRING THE JUICE!!!) AND THEN WE COULD GO FOR OUT CASEY WALK THROUGH THIS GREAT TRAIL IN THE WOODS THAT I KNOW OF RIGHT ON THE EASTERN BORDER OF PENNSYVANIA NEAR TANNERSVILLE. (HEY LADIES, THERE ARE ALSO SOME WHOLESALE OUTLETS FOR SHOPPING NEAR THERE. YOU HEAR THAT O-U-T-L-E-T-S!!!) THEN WE COULD GET A BIG GAME OF "GET THE GUY WITH THE BALL, AND WE COULD TACKLE AND REALLY KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ONE ANOTHER. I MEAN REALLY KICK THE EVER-LOVING SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER. I MEAN KICK AND SPIT AND PUNCH THE FUCKING EVER LIVING GOD FEARING LAST ONE OF US. WE COULD KICK AND PUNCH AND SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER. I MEAN THAT WE COULD BEAT AND KICK AND SLAP AND PUNCH AND PISS ON ONE ANOTHER UNTIL WE ALL ARE BLUE IN THE FACE. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

-- jimmy jam (jimmy_jam@mailcity.com), June 18, 1999

Answers

i'm speechless.

-- Susi-Q (Pensivefix@aol.com), March 20, 2000.

Gosh I'm proud of you , you put your <3 herat into this *fan* thing...

-- me! (Peaches81275@aol.com), May 29, 2000.

well that was invigorating....if I might say so.

-- Vicki Jensen (raintwink4@aol.com), May 29, 2000.

DAMN!!!

-- Jenna (goalden girly@aol.com), September 04, 2000.

oh my God...

-- Sammy (whatever@m.com), September 04, 2000.