The government, which is generally irritated by the public on the best of days, has conspired a fiendish and cunning plan to destroy us all! They have secretively infiltrated the mass media (mostly via Playboy and Victoria's Secret catalogs) with their geneticly engineered sexless female drones, who mimic the appearence of fertility through silicone augmentation in chest and prosterior! (ex. the uncanny resemblence between Ru Paul and Pamela Anderson!) These female drones have thus assumed the apperance of ultimate desirability, due to association with all positive female qualities! However, here is the cunning and insidious catch, these female drones are actually the anti-thesis of what primitive man desires in a mate, thus rendering the public gradualy more frail and easy to control due to excessive domestication! Through subtle mental manipulation they have caused men to desire those qualities in females that lead to premature birth and low birth rate, to weaker offspring more reliant on the state for mental and phyisical health!

Unbeknowest to the villianous goverment, these actions are actually creating a subset of super humans! Those men who are of strong mind and reject the conditioning of the state as too the women they should desire are breeding with those women who *do* produce healthy offspring! These superhuman children will rule the earth and subjgate the men and women that once mocked their fathers' choices in mates!

Foolish government! Do you not know that nature will always find a way to triumph?

*** Do

-- TyphonBlue (typhonblue@hotmail.com), June 17, 1999

Answers

Typhon,

Uuhh,, although I think your playing deep left feild at the moment, for some strange reason I have an intense attraction to Pamela, but not RuPaul. Have I been conditioned wrong??

-- R. Wright (blaklodg@hotmail.com), June 17, 1999.

Too far fetched....If the government really wanted to do that all they had to do is put a little something in one of our basic foods. It would have worked faster and more effectively,...and it probably wouldn't be the first time they've tried it...

-- The Outcast (Somewhere@southerneurope.eu), June 17, 1999.

It's the reproductive look.

-- Spidey (in@spam.commie), June 17, 1999.

Fuck me,

I must be super human!

I haven't got laid in a while as y2k pro will attest to, and my girlfriend 1000 miles away in Seattle is beach-blond-challenged.

Gubbmint devious bastids!!!

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), June 17, 1999.

TyphonBlue.......just a wee bit of advice for you.....

The Spy Who Shagged Me is NOT a documentary.........Austin Powers is NOT a real government agent......

Please do not watch the movie......i think i speak for most of us here when I say we do not want to be hit with a barrage of warnings from you about the insidious plans of Dr. Evil and his mini assistant, Mini-Me.

As an aside........i would appreciate it if anyone could tell me where I can buy a femmebot.......for scientific purposes of course...hahahahaha

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), June 17, 1999.

Sadly, Mr. Wright, the conditioning probably has worked on you. Most men can't escape it, it's just too powerfull. It requires a particular indidividual of strong mental skills and discipline.

*** Don't Ask

-- TyphonBlue (typhonblue@home.com), June 17, 1999.

Perhaps if I started talking like ThIS, YoU WOuLd uNdERstANd tHAt tHis iS a JOKe?!?! INfeDEls!!!! JAckleS!!!! DO yOU nOT UndeRStaND A jOKE WHen IT REars uP To BIte yOU IN tHE kAHOonES?!!!? yoU SoNS oF SpERm ArE fOOlish!?!! yOU ThINK pAM's KNOcker's ARe rEAL, dO yOU nOT?!?!? HEinOUS GOverNMEnT!!?!! EVil SADistIC BAyWATCH nAZIS!!?!!

*** Dealing with the "soon to be subjugated" is always dreary. *Sigh*

-- TyphonBlue (typhonblue@hotmail.com), June 17, 1999.

why do al-d's posts get deleted but not this drivel????

-- zoobie (zoobiezoob@yahoo.com), June 17, 1999.

several regulars need to say DELETE that's why

-- OT (not@worth.itTB), June 17, 1999.

Craig baby,

Femmebots are very groovy baby, and they shag ever so well!

Yeah Baby!

But just a little word to the wise, be very careful of the nipplies. Oh, and don't take her into the shower!

-- Austin (gotthegroove@going.on), June 17, 1999.

Delete!

-- h (h@h.h), June 17, 1999.

yeah and how did Andy, the so called *christian* get away with using the F word? good grief...worse then high school aged boys..

i vote for delete also...

pamela

-- pamela (pamela4@hotmail.com), June 17, 1999.

It wasn't me.

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), June 18, 1999.

Wooo hooo! It's gonzo shagging, baby, YEAH!

Keep up the good work Typhoooney, yer bringing the fun quotient BACK to drearyness and keeping trolls at bay!

ROTFLMAO

-- gonzoj (gonzo@muppet.com), June 19, 1999.

GONG!

-- Greybear (greybear@home.com), June 19, 1999.