drastic change diet in causes constipation.rationing water,causes dry doo,doo, it,s really hard on old farts...i,m stil singing>sometimes you feel like a nut....sometimes you don,t.

-- al-d. (catt@zianet.com), June 11, 1999

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Looks like al-d's apollogy wasn't worth a sh*t!!! It's very obvious he is a jerk! Must be brain dead!

-- y2k ready (y2k@ready.com), June 11, 1999.

once upon a time i was busted, & lived on laxatives & crackers, had to use lotsa energy to crap, doo-dooing was hard labor.

-- al-d (catt@zianet.com), June 11, 1999.

We've got another vicious imposter posting under the Al-D handle. Don't blame Al for this. It's just some half wit who enjoys causing trouble for other people because he doesn't have any ethics.

-- Gordon (gpconnolly@aol.com), June 11, 1999.

Ok, I'll bite....hehe...try olive oil and lemon juice combo, dieters tea and of course the obvious. Redundancy needs some closure I see.

-- Feller (feller@wanna.help), June 11, 1999.

Okay, guys. Joke about it all you want.

As you probably know, I'm an RN. I'll just bet none of you jokesters have had to removed a bowel impaction (trans: very hard doo-doo) from some sick person. Not fun, for either party, let me tell you.

How many of us are actually accustomed to eating the types of rough foods that storage gurus recommend? Beans, rice, very whole wheat -- try THAT along with reduced water consumption because you're trying to conserve your supplies....

And you've got the makings of some intense abdominal discomfort, hemorrhoids, fevers, and general flu-like symptoms.

This ain't no joke, folks. Keep some laxatives on hand (natural or chemical) -- and some medications for diarrhea, too.

Anita E.

-- Anita Evangelista (ale@townsqr.com), June 11, 1999.

LAFF now suckers, may the bowel demon, plug you up,just kiddin. now let me tell you about charcoal,

-- AL-D. (CATT@ZIANT.COM), June 11, 1999.

Moderator, please pull the plug on this troll.

-- Had it (with@this.troll), June 11, 1999.

al-d I thought you said you were going to 'lay low'?! Linda

-- newbiebutnodummy (Linda@home.com), June 11, 1999.

Try a butt plug, it works for me. But of course I am really full of it.

-- Y2K Pro (2@641.com), June 11, 1999.

Lucy...(holding sign...Move your bowels for 5 cents.
Charlie...here's my nickle
Lucy...ok..stand still while I slap the crap out of you!

-- jar jar (x@y.gov), June 12, 1999.