once upon a time i was busted, & lived on carrots, had lotsa energy, doing hard labor. i like carrots a lot. i specially like talking about carrots. most carrots are orange and long and pointy on the end. you can make juice with them. cept its carrot juice and not orange juice. funny thing how that all works hey.

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), June 10, 1999

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now,brother craig, you know mother eve,told you not to mention the carrots.just can,t help yourself i know,now.now quiet down.

-- al-d. (catt@zianet.com), June 10, 1999.

Apparently adding confusion to confusion only results in something akin to what lurks in al-d's mind. mother eve? Typo or is it reference to Genesis? See Al, that is why being clear is important to conversation.

-- (aaack@ackack.billthecat), June 10, 1999.

Remember that movie "The Postman"?

Al-d is that guy who had a shovel. He digged holes

-- (can'tstop@lol.com), June 10, 1999.