Yes, this is guaranteed - 6,000,000,000 dead human beings
By 2099 - Guaranteed.
None of this "nobody can be sure" stuff.

No, I'm not a troll.
I'm prepping.

-- ct vronsky (vonsky@anna.com), May 24, 1999

Answers

Yea, one death per person, guaranteed with or without Y2K.

-- Gus (y2kk@usa.net), May 24, 1999.

as Jack Hammond would say, "WARNING; DON'T FEED THE TROLLS".

-- Carlos (riffraff1@cybertime.net), May 25, 1999.

Yep, ct,

You will probably be dead, everyone you know will probably be dead, and everyone they know will probably be dead, 99% of everyone now alive will be dead, 100 years from now. Same for me & mine. My Aunt Theresa, though, I'm not so sure about. I think she's immortal...

-- Spindoc' (spindoc_99_2000@yahoo.com), May 25, 1999.

Where in the hell are they going to put all them dead bodies? There are not enough cemetaries to handle that much business! I think I'm going to become an undertaker! With 6 billion customers I can become rich by starting an Amway style multi-level cemetary business! Then I will start up a multi-level-unlimided-width-matrix and sign up a bunch of friends and neighbors. A multi-level Marketing undertaking business is the only way to bury 6 billion customers! Think of the potential! I sponsor ten and they sponsor ten and they sponsor hundreds....and the scam goes on.....

-- sick! (sick@ofmulti-levelmarketing.com), May 25, 1999.

What Bullshit! You sound as bad as milne!

-- Have Another? (kissmy@ssy2k.freaks), May 25, 1999.

cremation
we'll all be cremed

-- h (h@h.h), May 25, 1999.

Did I open the wrong door? What the heck is that awful smell?

-- spun@lright (mikeymac@uswest.net), May 25, 1999.

HaveAnother, You missed it. How many people live to 100? Less than 99% of everyone now alive. Get it? What are the chances of anyone NOW ALIVE living to 2099? Barring a major medical breakthrough, of course, and supposing it would be available to all...NOT! The 6 billion alive today will be mostly dead 100 years from now, except possibly my Aunt Theresa...

-- Spindoc' (spindoc_99_2000@yahoo.com), May 25, 1999.

Beam me down.

Spock, where are those body bags?

Beam me up.

-- Kirk (captain@enterprise.III), May 25, 1999.

6,000,000,000 dead by 2099? Just think of the ghost potential. I'm glad I'll be one of the haunters and not one of the haunted a hundred years from now. Woo-oo-oo!

-- Richard Dymond (rjdymond@x-stream.co.uk), May 25, 1999.

Cousteau - before he died - wanted to drop 4. With his friends. Think about it.

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), May 25, 1999.

What do you mean Andy?

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), May 25, 1999.

Oh well, the ELITE will be able and can afford to clone needed body parts for replacements.Maybe Greenscam will make it another 90 years because he is so "wise".

-- Betty Alice (Barn266@aol.com), May 25, 1999.

Food for... thought... Solient Green anyone?

-- Cherri (sams@brigadoon.com), May 25, 1999.

"Chaucer's dead, Shakespeare's dead, and I am not feeling so very well myself."

-Mark Twain

-- Max Dixon (mcdixon@konnections.com), May 25, 1999.

<milne mode>

IMPOSSIBLE! Where are the FACTS?

6,000,000,000 dead in 100 years is 165,000 EVERY DAY. For the next HUNDRED YEARS.

When is the last time you opened your newspaper and found 165,000 obituaries?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And if you did, did you believe it? SHOW ME THE BODIES!

ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

They'll never make it.

</milne mode>

-- - (-@-.-), May 25, 1999.

to " - (-@-.-),"

cracking up so bad, milk shot out my nose!

-- 098345 (0982134@0982.134), May 25, 1999.

funny, yea

My 9-year old said the same thing. Are you 9 years old also?

-- Spindoc' (spindoc_99_2000@yahoo.com), May 26, 1999.