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two campers were walking in the woods when they see a large grizzly bear.the bear takes after them,growling and slavering,one of the campers sits down, pulls a pair of running shoes from his backpack and starts furiously putting them on.his friend,seeing this says;"you're crazy,those won't help you outrun the bear!" I don't have to outrun the bear,said the first,I have to outrun you." ...
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