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-- Arlin H. Adams (ahadams@ix.netcom.com), May 13, 1999

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THE CONSPIRACY!

The idea that America (or any country) values individuality as the highest ideal is a myth. Perhaps in simpler times it was true, but no modern industrial society can really afford a population of unpredictables. This is not surprising - the long history of our cult's persecution by the Conspiracy goes back for generations untold, and indeed there are signs of their hoary repression of prehuman SubGenii dating from before "man's" appearance on Earth. All of civilization's painful and misguided climb up from the primeval slime, and its subsequent loss of Slack and of any class at all, has been indelibly marked, nay, entirely motivated, by the aeons-bridging conflict between the Conspiracy's mindlessly chickenshit Witless Principals and the Jehovah-spawned, grandiose depravity of the superior yet ethnically all-encompassing race of latent SubGeniuses. (You should know this - you were/will be there in the Beforelife!) The fact that only in recent years has "our kind" begun to recognize our own sovereignty demonstrates both how vicious have been Their efforts at further denying us Slack and yet how near is our race to TRIUMPH. All this is ULTIMATE PROOF that Jehovah 1 has not only promoted the SubGenius as His Special Tool, but has simultaneously pulled the strings which make Them endarken Themselves with their hereditary ignorancy and us with their cubistic witch-hunt superstitions. His "reason" for this two-faced obedience-school programming, this fissioning of history into binary "war equations," unfortunately, or, perhaps, thankfully, remains a total mystery. no slopeheads alone could build, the miracles of the Old Testament, all these and more are events so inextricably interwoven with the invisible background war between Jehovah and the Xists that all the "Ancient Astronaut" fossils in the world furnish only the barest of clues. (The movie rights ALONE to these gut-splitting tales of reincarnancient history are worth millions!) Yea, it has even been suggested that the Carpenter of Nazareth himself, God Jr., Jesus 'What, Me Worry?' Christ, was in actuality a 'space detective' of the Xists, walking the Earth in human form with the mission of extricating us from the Monster God's grip. The black shadow of the Conspiracy, unfortunately, has seen to it that even His teachings were diluted and distorted until human attempts to follow them were fully as misguided as the carving of the heads of Easter Island or the 'runways' of Nazca. And so the true destiny of the SubGenius has been kept secret from Man. For Jehovah 1 is to the Xists and Us what a hungry fisherman is to a prize fish and his favorite pet worm - the last in the can. How many million other races were used before us in these ghastly galactic water-sports?

JEHOVAH 1 MANIPULATES US FOR HIS OWN SINISTER ENDS.

-- ! (!@!.!), May 13, 1999.

Did i miss something......................?

-- kevin (innxxs@yahoo.com), May 13, 1999.

The Church of the Subgenius is a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in a tangy mushroomsauce and garnished with rasberries. It is a crypto-ersatz-quasi-gnostic cultus, concocted either to mitigate the disruptive cultural effects of a long-forseen gnostic revival by making it appear absurd and revolting, OR the distillation of liberating gnosis disguised as a harmless but annoying joke, yet hiding in plain sight for those with eyes to see.

Here is the straight version:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0380718073/qid%3D926626688/002- 1141391-8980868

Dano

-- Dano (bookem@blacksand.srf), May 13, 1999.

uuuuuuhhhhhh huh!!??? Sure........

Taz

(Old Git, what in the hell IS he talking about?)

-- Taz (Tassie @aol.com), May 13, 1999.

No, no, friend Dano, you are being mislead by Them. Understandable, as They are very clever indeed. The secret lies here: The Illuminati Trilogy

-- Mac (sneak@lurk.hid), May 13, 1999.

Nope, I'm with Mac,...no "invisible guys in the sky" of any persuasion responsible...only the culturally-taught legacies of rotten children of rotten parents.

It's never to late to have a healthy childhood,...stop the legacy of stupidity, ignorance and abuse now; use your brain. Refuse to be an amoeba-lemming-human-pretender.

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), May 13, 1999.

Hey, Taz: How would I know? I'm of the supergenius faith. Actually, you need to go to the site--haven't seen this stuff in years but it can be pretty funny.

-- Old Git (anon@spamproblems.com), May 14, 1999.