Milosevic Sentenced.

In a breaking news story, Slobodan Milosevic was captured and put on trial by NATO soldiers.

Quickly convicted, he was sentenced to death by shooting squad.

Execution by NATO soldiers was to have taken place at 3:00 local time today.

Milosevic was unharmed, however 5 people in the gallery were accidentally killed by stray bullets......

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), May 10, 1999

Answers

Were they Chinese?

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), May 10, 1999.

they were all reporters trying to scoop his final words on his opinion of Nato.

-- ddd (ddd@ddd.com), May 10, 1999.

Laser targetted rifles for the firing squad, no doubt.

-- chuck, a Night Driver (rienzoo@en.com), May 11, 1999.