DIetER Has NEArlY Had enoUGH OF ThE sHAt fOR BRaiNS IDIots!!!!!! WHy?????? HuH???? BEcauSE OF idIOT JACkaLs!!!!! HuH???? YeS!!!!! The IDiot BUnghOLeS WHo aRE MAkiNG OF THe MAny posTINgS NoW Are UPseTTinG TO diETer, Is thIs noT sO?????? Of couRSe!!!!! goOD MorNINg!!!!!

haVE We beCOMe tHE REposIToRY Of reTARDedNEss?????? tHE DUsTBiN OF DImwiTS?????? thE FORuM OF FOoLIShneSS (SHUddER)?????? a sEminAR Of simPLetoNS???????? Huh????? wELL?????? wheRE Oh whErE ARe thE SAinTS Of sanITy??????

no!!!!! NoT YoU POllYAnnA PUTriDS, ANswER DIetER NoT!!!!! HYenAS!!!!! Nor YOu donKEyS OF dooM!!!!!! ThiS Is fOR INQUirINg miNDS ALonE!!!!!! OneS WIth SENSibiLItiES!!!!!! OneS WIth chaRMliNEss!!!!! ONes wHO SEe thE SAme foOlisH JACkassED MaLarkynESs THat IS seEN By dieTER!!!!!!

iS Y2k a MAGneT FoR MOroNS?????? WHat iS NExT??????? UFoS HavE INvaDEd thE MinDS Of tHE COLombiNERs?????? KLintON Is tHE creATOR OF caloUSes???? ThE BIldeRBUrgeRS Are seT TO OutlaW BArb-E-qUES???????

is DIetER LOsinG It?????? nIEn!!!!!NIEN!!!!! IT is ALreADy goNE!!!!! But IF TheSE Are tHE OneS WHo "GI", whAT SAys thAT For diETEr'S MInd????? SHouLD DIetER UN-geT It??????? sOOn??????

thANk yoU For YOuR ansWER, i haTE YOu!!!!!

-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), May 06, 1999

Answers

Dieter:

I think that your posts answer your own question. Have fun.

Z1X4Y7

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), May 06, 1999.

"Charmliness?"

Dano

-- Dano (bookem@blacksand.srf), May 06, 1999.

Dieter, it's NOT "nien" it's "nein" Even though you are having fun try not to show the typical american illiteracy.

Thank you

-- mom (your@mom.edu), May 06, 1999.

YES AND YES AND YES YES YES AND I LIKE IT

-- duh (psycho@got.ptsd), May 06, 1999.

You are right Dieter, sad to say. You miss the way the forum used to be. I sense it. Last summer, right? That's when. You were here before me. I miss the way it was in the Fall, before all of the off topic crap that's here now, and the personal attacks. More and more good threads go into the archives with a handful of answers. It sucks that it isn't like we remember. We want it to be like it was before. We each miss some old friends, don't we? All that said, we still come here. It is still the best forum, and still has some of the friends we have made here. Hang tough. Have a beer or two. Ignore the Bullshit. Scream. Go with your gut feel. Calm down, then write a great Haiku for us tonight, as only you can do. You know where to post it.

-- THIS TOO SHALL PASS. (calmdown@once.ok?), May 06, 1999.

The forum, Mr. Dieter...has somewhat degenerated since I first visited it, about 4 months ago. I will not leave it, and I hope it somehow goes back to the more sensible postings...but as the people out there jump in, the in the knows may not post as often. At any rate....everyone is at different levels of thought. it is a forum, and you ought not take it so personal. If you have insight..try posting in a manner easy to read, instead of one that draws attention to your obvious lack of insight.....I for one...wish you would post something worthwhile. got any truths to share? Anyone can whine....

-- rick shade (Rickoshade@aol.com), May 06, 1999.

TRutH!!!!! idIOTs makE FoR thE BLeediNG Of diETer'S BRain!!!!!

trUTh!!!!! WAckY IDiotS HAve cOME hERe To rOOst!!!!!

TRuTh!!!!! DIEter Is saNITy amoNGSt tHE INSanE!!!!!

trUTh????? DIetER Is spELLing oF NieN OF The incOrrECT WaY??????

jA!!!!! IDioT BunghOLe!!!!!

i HATe mE!!!!!

And yOU!!!!!

-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), May 06, 1999.

its not as bad as you think....not all people are wierdos or without heart. What troubles you Dieter...is that the majority are without heart. It troubled Noah too. but don't let it change you. There is only one path to take. that of truth. that is why I hope we throw out feelings and anger...and attempt to educate eachother with what might happen, and subjects of greater worth and import than this.

-- rick shade (Rickoshade@aol.com), May 06, 1999.

DIetER,

Trying to read your stuff makes me cross-eyed, but it is priceless. I am afraid the tension on this forum will only increase as we slide toward... whatever.

JJ

-- Jeremiah Jetson (laterthan@uthink.y2k), May 06, 1999.

Divide and conquer. That's what those shiny things on generals are for.

-- R. Wright (blaklodg@aol.com), May 06, 1999.

Hey Dieter. I know you're trying to sprechen some Deutch, but you spell "nien" wrong!!!!!!! IT iS NeIN NeIn NeIn nEIn NeIn!!!! YoU HyeNA JacKaLL ScRoTuM NeInER!!!!!! It iS NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!! And don't you forget it!!!!

-- freddie (freddie@thefreeloader.com), May 07, 1999.

Dieter darling I have SO missed you. Welcome back to the asylum.

PJ in TX

-- PJ Gaenir (fire@firedocs.com), May 07, 1999.

ASYLUM Home at last thank gOD hOmr at last

-- duh (psycho@got.PTSD), May 07, 1999.

Dieter,

Warum bist du vom Ha_ so voll? Wei_ ich nicht, warum ich meine Zeit schreiben zu vergeude. Du beschwerst, sich da_ Leute dumm sind, aber schauen, wer spricht.

Heinrich

-- Heinrich (deutsch@land.com), May 07, 1999.

Fick mich, du
miserabler hurensohn
Du miserabler hurensohn
Fick mich, du
miserabler hurensohn
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
heissen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
heissen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
heissen gelockten
schwanz
Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Bis es spritzt, spritzt,
spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
Bis es spritzt, spritzt,
spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
Aber beklecker nicht
das Sofa, Sofa!


-- fritz (tecno@isthatmusic.com), May 07, 1999.

Boy there you have it.... would be nice to know real german not just a few words wouldnt it? Heinrich is close but remember that the order of words in german is *backwarts* in comparison to english. A common mistake even made by the online translators. Fritz. schaeme Dich, he is so full of himself that it hurts. Now how do I know? I grow up in germany and spend 33 years over there include highschool, college and university.

-- Rickjohn (rickjohn1@yahoo.com), May 07, 1999.

Hows the DIeT going SLimfASt?/????

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), May 07, 1999.

HEinRICh,

dIEter ist vOm Ha_ nicCHT VoLL, jACkAl!!!!!! Und ja tduSCHen Sie, ist dietTER eIn DuMMkopF AU_eRDem, aBer nIcHt so duMM als Sie!!!!!!! Sie SINd lieBTEn DUrCh dIETer!!! WaRum?????? DiEter lieBt DuMMkvpfe, dIe VON den FrAGEn So VoLL SiNd, eR nICht???????

frITz,

wHAT a lOVelY SOnG!!!!! PerVERt jacKAss!!!!

aNDy,

nOT weLL, CAn yoU NoT SEe thIS??????? inFIdEL!!!!!! BuzZArdS SUch AS YoU PicK At diETeR's bRAinS!!!!! HYenA!!!!!!

unD, FRom OF ThiS MOmeNT, IT is nINE NInE NINE!!!!! SPelLED wrITE, WEatHEr eWE THinK SeW oAR KNot!!!!!!!

FOoliSH KIndeR!!!!!

-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), May 07, 1999.

Do you need help SlimFast,

In England Nein Nein Nein is what we say to an overly-amorous lederhosen-bound fraulein who's had a little too much nachtmusic accompanied by das pils...

what say you

Slim Fast???

Zieg heil!!!

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), May 07, 1999.

Dieter, Your just a wanker seeking attention. Stop it, or you'll go blind

-- IW (igw@one.net.au), May 07, 1999.

So!!!!! YoU ARe a naZI AS wELL As a jaCKAss????? Or dOES DieTEr repEAt hiMSELf???????

whAT DOes thIS FRaulINe LooK LIke?????? DO drUNks SUch As yoU SAy nINe ofTEn?????? shE MUsT HAve beEN A reAL scHWEin!!!!! STraNGE BeDFElloWS???????

NINE!!!!!

-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), May 07, 1999.

Nah, she just wasn't on a diet. Slim Slow more like :(

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), May 07, 1999.

deiter,an easy rule is,if an "I"is next to an "E",the second vowel gets the emphasis,thus ie sounds like "eee",and "ei"sounds like "aye".party on dieter,if not a voice of reason,yours is at least a voice that needs to be heard.

-- zoobie (zoobiezoob@yahoo.com), May 07, 1999.

Perspective from 20-feet up the banana tree, watching the fracas:

Know your enemy. Sometimes the best defense really is a good offense. Travel, and offend early and often if that is required. The good guys always win in the end.

-- parrot (green@gold.macaw), May 07, 1999.

Dieter, Deiter, what is it? Nine is 9. Nein is no. Nien is...??? I have no clue and might be the rantins and ravings of a JAcKaLl SCrOTuM who also has no clue!!!

-- freddie (freddie@thefreeloader.com), May 07, 1999.

Fritz, give credit to Frank Zappa for that one (Joe's Garage?).

-- Spidey (in@jam.com), May 07, 1999.

"Best of.... Yourdon"?

Anyone second the nomination?

(Anyone else on this thread today?)

Danke, D-man. Like Sgt. Schultz, zey "see NUH-THEENG, NUH-THEENG!"

-- jor-el (jor-el@krypton.com), May 08, 1999.