Since I became interested in Y2K, I have noticed hair growing on the palms of my hands. Anyone else having this problem?

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), May 05, 1999

Answers

Be careful Andy....the next thing you'll know you'll go blind.

-- INVAR (gundark@sw.net), May 05, 1999.

..I know because I went blind.

-- INVAR (gundark@sw.net), May 05, 1999.

A man went in for a vasectomy. While under anesthesia, the doctor accidentally let one of the man's balls fall out of the sack. Just as it hit the floor, his nurse inadvertently stepped on it crushing it as flat as a pancake. The nurse was terribly upset but the doctor calmly told her "Don't worry--I have a small onion in the fridge we can insert as a prosthetic testicle. He'll never know the difference."

The next month the man comes in for a follow-up visit and the doctor asks him how he is functioning since his operation. The man says "Well, pretty good, but every time I have sex, I get heartburn, every time I urinate my eyes water, and for some damn reason wherever I'm in a Burger King I get a hard on."

-- the (joke's@on.you), May 05, 1999.

Troll Imposter Alert!!!

Y2K Pro(phylactic) is that you?

Smells like it.

-- INVAR (gundark@sw.net), May 05, 1999.

No, INVAR, it's Buddy from DC, AKA Helen Wheels, Lolly Dolly, Doomslayer and probably some others.

-- Heloise (hints@tips.free), May 05, 1999.

Including Norm. Buddy = Norm.

-- Heloise (hints@tips.free), May 05, 1999.

They're all JBD.

-- lurker (for@long.time), May 05, 1999.

Everytime I look at a generator catalog, it reminds me of my college days lookin' at Playboys. Of course I only read the mag for the articles...

-- Mr. Mike (mikeabn@aol.com), May 05, 1999.

That's odd Andy, I've got the same problem, but the offending follicles are on my tongue. Any idea?

-- Heloise (hints@tips.free), May 05, 1999.

Don't worry folks I get rid of it with my girlfriend's depilatory cream - works a treat.

I'll get ya JBD!

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), May 05, 1999.

Do they also drag the ground?????

sunnin' on the porch

The Dog

-- Dog (desert dog @-sand.com), May 05, 1999.