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A little old, blue-haired lady shakily walks into a porno shop. She can barely get to the counter because she's so wobbly. But she finally makes it. She asks the clerk in a shaky voice, "D-d-d-d-d-ooooo yooooou hhhhhhave d-d-d-d-di-ildos?" The clerk replies, "Why, yes we do." The little old lady then asks, "D-d-d-d-d-ooooo yooooou hhhhhhave one aaaaabo-ut 6 innnn-ches lllllllong annnnnd aaaaabo-ut 2 innnn-ches thiiiiick?" The clerk politely replies. "Yes, ma'am." D-d-d-d-d-d-does it ru-u-u-n on 2 d-d-d-d-d-d-ouble A batttttttttter-ies?" She shakily asks. He nods, "Yes." "D-d-d-d-d-ooooo yooooou knnnnnnnow how ttttttto ttttttturn the damn thing o-ff?"
-- Cool down (Just@li.ght.com), April 27, 1999