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Based upon months of review I am having trouble finding anybody with a higher concentration of shit in their cranium then Andy. And please feel free to nominate me based on this one post. But the volumes of effert made by Andy gives him the title in my eyes.
-- Notas Dumbas Andy (AnDy@ShItFoRbRaInS.cOm), April 23, 1999
Tough decision. But I guess Andy deserves the honor.
-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), April 23, 1999.
I would like to add that my assessment may be invalid. I quit reading his posts some time ago.
-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), April 23, 1999.
John Koskinen gets my vote...
-- stay focused (really@who.cares?), April 23, 1999.
I'll throw in a vote for Andy. Hey wait a second you SOB's.
-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), April 23, 1999.
Me? Although my posts are shorter than Andy's, they are of the same flavor!
-- Anonymous99 (Anonymous99@Anonymous99.xxx), April 23, 1999.
If you're talking about Andy 2000EOD, I don't know if he's a SOB or not -- immaterial. But, all-in-all, you would be wise to at least consider his posts.
-- A (A@AisA.com), April 23, 1999.
The MAJOR problrm with Andy is that he is TRUTHFUL and does the research.This certainly goes against the grain of Political Correctness now in vogue.
Ray
-- Ray (ray@totacc.com), April 23, 1999.
I'd like to vote for Ray and Andy, although Ray is more of a tool and a little butt monkey than a shit-for-brains.Anyone who's into Art Bell, WorldNetDaily, and Y2K Newswire can be pretty much discounted as rational thinkers. While they call CNN and others left-wing propaganda, they don't realize that they are subjecting themselves to right-wing propaganda. I bet they think that the Trinity Broadcasting Network, with people like Benny Hinn and Rod Parsley is on the up-and-up too.
-- larryb (conspiracy@everywhere.com), April 23, 1999.
Damnit, Hinn and TBN are a bunch of charismatic heathens. They speak with a devils tongue.
-- Bapty Fundy (What@urkidding.com), April 23, 1999.
right-wing left-wing,it's all propaganda,do your own research,make up your own minds all "news"media has an agenda...buy more beans and rice,trust smith and wesson,violence is it's own logic,try and refute it
-- zoobie (zoob@aol.com), April 23, 1999.
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who believe in conspiracies, and those who are not intelligent enough to understand the meaning of the word.
-- a (a@a.a), April 23, 1999.
Sh*t for brains? C'mon now, when did Clinton get outvoted?
-- sue (deco100@aol.com), April 23, 1999.
Bill's been postin' here?
-- Billy (Bill@where.com), April 23, 1999.
Shore 'nuff, Flint(on) is ME, Clinton!
-- Slick (IFeel@Your.Pain), April 23, 1999.
Whatever else Andy has in his cranium, he has regard for his fellow man, over and above the ideology. This counts for a lot in whether or not I listen to someone and consider what they say.What is the point of such a thread? Let's stop dissing people for its own sake please.
-- Debbie (dbspence@usa.net), April 23, 1999.
i VOtE FOr eVERyoNE WHo poSTED aboVe diETER!!!!!! CLosE SEcoND Is aLL WHo poST BELow diEteR!!!!!! JACkassES!!!!
-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), April 23, 1999.
Be nice Dieter or we'll have to turn the beavers loose again.-Greybear
-- Got Trees?........................(or shins?)
-- Greybear (greybear@home.com), April 24, 1999.
This is a stupid thread, so what the heck...
-- This is silly (ha@ha.ha), April 24, 1999.
Thank you. It's always nice to be missed. It really is. Having been shot a couple of times, I can assure you it is really nice to be missed.How come a person who is capslock challenged is being promoted as president? Come to think of it, since we currently have someone who is truth challenged, I guess lack of keyboard skills in no big deal.
-Greybear
One of my favorite old lines goes "Oh, how I've missed you, she cried.... and then fired again."
-- Got Reloads?
-- Greybear (greybear@home.com), April 24, 1999.
Well, "shit in their cranium," let's see, since I haven't seen Y2K Pro in a few days...I gotta go with the latest batch of trolls that I'm fighting with this week, Stephen M. Poole, CET - RMS - Doomslayer - Chicken Little, you know the type, the crowd that gets bored at GNIABFI and the Y2K Debunkers Site, and wonder over here to cause trouble. <:)=
PS - Does Norm count?
PPS - dIEteR for NWO chairman! (and hi Greybear, nice to see ya again!)
-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), April 24, 1999.
That's pretty good there sysman, I think that counts for an automatic SFB self-nomination: labeling people who happen to disagree with you, as "trolls". As usual, you don't disappoint. Thanks.
-- Amused (laughing@myself.silly), April 24, 1999.
Thanks Amused. Considering the nature of this thread, I accept the nomination. <:)=
-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), April 24, 1999.
Sysman, how can you accept something from yourself? I said you self- nominated.p.s. I used to know this girl with multiple personalities. She was good people.
-- Amused (giggling@harder.now), April 24, 1999.
Amused,Me too! Stephen M. Poole, CET - RMS - Doomslayer - Chicken Little
<:)=
-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), April 24, 1999.
Come on, lighten up Amused. Would you feel better if I called them pollys? I don't mind other views, in fact I appreciate them. We can all learn from a good debate. What I do mind is when it gets to the name-calling level. Yes, I'm guilty also, and it is a natural reaction. I really have been trying to clean up my act. I wish the above mentioned would also try. <:)=
-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), April 24, 1999.
Sysman, you're right. This is a rather silly thread. However, it has promise: maybe it could evolve into a repository of choice insults and subtle put-downs. So far we've seen "butt monkey" which is at once original and obscure. "shit in the cranium" is a mite vulgar, I would prefer "big poopyhead". Any thoughts?
-- Amused (chortling@slightly.now), April 24, 1999.
Amused,This could require some very serious thought. Let me sleep on it! <:)=
-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), April 24, 1999.
Whoops, sysman, you posted before I did. Point taken. A good insult need not be vulgar.
-- Amused (smiling@slightly.now), April 24, 1999.
Amused,Are we in sync here? I'll take a 10 minute break from this thread! <:)=
-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), April 24, 1999.
And to get the ball rolling, here's a couple:A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.
Believe me, I don't want to make a fool out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.
For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.
And to all a good night.
-- Amused (smiling@still.now), April 24, 1999.
Sysman, I guess not, we must be the only ones up at this hour. Btw, the above gems are not directed at you, but are submitted for general amusement and edification.
-- Amused (smiling@still.now), April 24, 1999.
Good to see ya, Greybear. Winston Churchill said, after his adventures in South Africa, "There is nothing in life quite so exhilarating as to be shot at without result." May not be exact to the nth degree, but pretty damn close.And don't we all have fruitcake for brains?
-- Old Git (anon@spamproblems.com), April 24, 1999.
... and since there are so many fans of Slick Willy, here's a couple of choice quotes about our illustrious leader.Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience is pretty much confined to having had breakfast once at the International House of Pancakes. - - - Pat Buchanan
I'm just sick and tired of presidents who jog. Remember, if Bill Clinton wins, we're going to have another four years of his white thighs flapping in the wind. - - - Arianna Huffington, 1995
When I was president, I said I was a Ford, not a Lincoln. Well what we have now is a convertible Dodge. - - - Gerald Ford (about Bill Clinton, 1996)
President Clinton apparently gets so much action that every couple of weeks they have to spray WD-40 on his zipper. - - - David Letterman, 1998
Clinton is a man who thinks international affairs means dating a girl from out of town. - - - Tom Clancy, 1998
-- Amused (smiling@wide.now), April 24, 1999.
Amused,So, you're going to make me dig up my Dilbertisms hey...
I love deadlines. I especially love the swooshing sound they make as they go flying by... I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day... Tomorrow's not looking good either.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
My reality check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I don't suffer from stress - I'm a carrier...
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through Peanut Butter!
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with brie.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
And your point is...
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
Never argue with a pig. You'll both get dirty and the pig will love it.
In politics, scum tends to rise to the top.
>>>>> and my favorite one for Y2K... <<<<<
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
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Many of these were found on this forum. I'm going to bed. See ya! <:)=
-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), April 24, 1999.
How about these, then?USEFUL WORK PHRASES
1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
12. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with, once you people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication!
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
21. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
-- J (jart5@bellsouth.net), April 24, 1999.
Damn J (and Amused), I've got to update my list!!! Thanks... <:)=
-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), April 24, 1999.
Oh, and Amused, don't get me started on Clinton humor! We'll end up filling Mr. Greenspun's hard disk.Really, I'm going to bed. <:)=
-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), April 24, 1999.
Andy, you know you are on target when you start gettin' flak. Can't remember who said that, but I think it fits here.
-- Betty Alice (Barn266@aol.com), April 24, 1999.