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>>Ayoung punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, >>>>multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. >>>>>>His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright multicolored feathers. >>>>He sits down in the only vacant seat, diredtly across from an old man who just stares at him for the next ten miles. >>>>Finally the punk gets self-conscious and barks at the old man:"What are you looking at, you old fart? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young? >>>Without hesitation, the old man replies: "Yeah, back when I was young and in the Navy, I got drunk one night in Singapore and had sex with a parrot.......I thought maybe you were my son!"
God, I'm glad that my 15 year old son is a straight arrow, all American kid.
I thought this is one of the funniest jokes that I have seen yet.It started my Saturday on the right note. Gotta go and clean some more buckets.
-- Mike (Boxman9186@aol.com), April 17, 1999