I have noticed that Clinton's nose seems to be growing and turning a reddish color. Is this a medical problem or just an optical illusion? It is the kind of nose a heavy drinker or drug user may get, or Hillery may have broke it during a fight? Could one of you web wizzards please post a 1992 picture with a 1999 picture here. Try and find a good close up of his face. We may be able to predict Y2K lies by observing Clinton's nose growth and color?

-- Bill (y2khippo@yahoo.com), April 10, 1999

Answers

This is what's known as a "bulbous" nose. I have also noticed it getting redder and redder. Could it be that he's embarrassed????? Ha! Ha!

-- Scarlett (creolady@aol.com), April 10, 1999.

Pinocchio has allergies.

-- JIT (toseeit@grow.aninch), April 10, 1999.

This is the truth. I had an aunt that was very mean to my uncle. In her later years she would call him into the bedroom, she was bed ridden, and tell him she wanted something. When he would bend down she would grab his nose and pull. His nose started staying swollen on the tip and very red in color.

When this Monica thing started and we were seeing Bill on tv, it looked to me like his nose, epecially the tip was larger and red. My first thought was this is the way Hilary lashes out at Bill. She grabs him by the nose and hangs on. I can just see them now having a big row and Hilary swinging on the tip of Bills nose.

-- Linda A. (adahi@muhlon.com), April 10, 1999.

King Slick has long been rumoured by retired Secret Service Agents and former aides to have a major cocaine habit. Fueling that rumour has been the refusal by Clinton to release his medical records to the public since his Innauguration in '93 - and the now-famous line by Clinton's brother Roger that his brother "has a nose like a vacuum cleaner when it comes to coke".

If his nose did the Pinnochio thing every time he lied, it would circle the globe several times.

His drug problem makes better sense....or he's got the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson.

-- INVAR (gundark@sw.net), April 11, 1999.

Believe ir or not some have suggested that Bill has a doppelganger - a double - much like Hitler and winston did during WW 2. Check out Herman Skolnick on Clinton and his buddy...

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), April 11, 1999.

URL, Andy?

-- Tricia the Cancuk (jayles@telusplanet.net), April 11, 1999.

Tricia,

but of course :)

this should get you started...

http://www.shout.net/~bigred/cn4.html

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), April 11, 1999.

I gotta laff Tricia,

just noticed the link I gave you is "bigred"... :)

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), April 11, 1999.

What is Monica sucking on now?

-- Duane (Duane@aol.com), April 11, 1999.

Greenbacks

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), April 11, 1999.

What is Monica sucking on now?

-- Duane (Duane24062@aol.com), April 11, 1999.

Lest we forget what one of his ex lovers (Dolly ????) said in an interview:

"He will be anything you want him to be".

Ray

-- Ray (ray@totacc.com), April 11, 1999.

Its not just the nose thats growing. J

-- Mark Mastrorilli (mastrorilli@hotmail.com), April 12, 1999.

really, does some poor s*d look like Klint, still I suppose you can turn anything into a money making scam

unfortunately for Blair, no-one can look like that, the odds against it must be astronomical

-- dick of the dale (rdale@coynet.com), April 12, 1999.