Thinking of getting a dog for Y2K? (Humor, especially for Dieter)greenspun.com : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread
I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be
Today I sniffed Many dog behinds-I celebrate By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm! Paper boy-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm! Garbage man-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush . Hello, Spot- Sniff this and weep
How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug.
My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle
I Hate my choke chain- Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin On your foot -no greater bliss-well, Maybe catching rats
Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do
The cat is not all Bad-she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls
Dig under fence-why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there.
I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating.
My owners' mood is Romantic-I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one.
-- Old Git (firstname.lastname@example.org), April 07, 1999
Thanks Old Git, but I'll stick with my attack cats! http://www.artbell.com/cats.html
-- Brooks (email@example.com), April 07, 1999.
Old git - Classic!! And they wonder why we call them man's best friend...... Ya gotta love dogs!!
-- Deano (firstname.lastname@example.org), April 07, 1999.
#26 - Old Git Response Enumerator(OGRE)
-- WebRNot (email@example.com), April 07, 1999.
owner buying food
where is mine for y 2 k?
jerk! so I shit in his shoe
-- yeah, right, like I'd admit to writing this! (noway@all..), April 07, 1999.
Old Grit, your poem is wildely wonderful! I hereby honor you with the designation of Poet Laureate.
-- maggie (firstname.lastname@example.org), April 07, 1999.
Oh no, Maggie, not mine! Sent by a friend, don't know where they originated. But here's one from our Head Cat:
Cats smarter than dogs/Know don't have to perform/Tricks for food and board
-- Old Git (email@example.com), April 07, 1999.
fLuFFy cLeaN FRoM heR ShowER
RoLLing In caT SHiT
-- Dieter (firstname.lastname@example.org), April 07, 1999.