And it hurts!

-- Norm (nwo@hotmail.com), April 05, 1999

Answers

I *hate* it when that happens.

Jolly

-- Jollyprez (jolly@prez.com), April 05, 1999.

I could put you out of your misery by hitting the base of the pen with the palm of my hand. It would be your penultimate human contact. Once the penny dropped you would be dead.

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), April 05, 1999.

Huh ?

-- yan (no@no.no), April 05, 1999.

A pen up your nose,your head up your ass, your foot in your mouth and wax in your ears. You *almost* have all the orifices covered.

-- Dr. Kevorkian (body@cavity.search), April 05, 1999.

Quick, Norm! Grab a camera, point it towards yourself, and take a picture! This is just the kind of thing Weekly World News is looking for! I can see the headlines now: "Man Goes Insane From Wierd Nasal Growth".

-- No No (nono@nogo.com), April 05, 1999.

Wow! Did Y2K get it lodged there? This is pretty sinister....

-- Want (the@facts.com), April 05, 1999.

Can I get your nasalgraph?

-- Nathan (nospam@all.com), April 05, 1999.

Is it a non-compliant embedded pen? If so, is it mission-critical? You have only 270 days left to remove it, replace it, or create contingency pens/pencils.

-- this (is@such.nonsense), April 05, 1999.