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When the stock market opens Monday, I'm going directly to the commodities exchange and invest heavily in "haywire". Now I'm not sure of the manufactures, or the ticker lingo, but there are strong indications "HAywIre" will be growing by leaps and bounds this year. Also it is currently 'undervalued' by a margin of 10 to 1.

Any recomendations on "BUBBLE GUM" stock to diversify my portfolio and fix anything wrong with it

I have stopped considering "BS" as an attractive stock to be in.

Spun@lright mikeymac@uswest.net

-- spun@lright (mikeymac@uswest.net), April 03, 1999


There is no such commodity, you silly ass! Stick with the Y2K subject, you sill ass!

-- you silly ass! (yousilly@ass!.com), April 03, 1999.


You might try looking under "baling wire" as that is what most hay was tied with although now it is mostly twine so maybe that would be appropriate. Another thing to check into is Duct Tape futures as everyone knows that everything worth fixing can be tied together with "baling wire and duct tape". {:-)

-- Valkyrie (anon@please.net), April 03, 1999.

Not only that, huge round bales are in vogue now. Not sure I would invest in wire!

-- Moore Dinty moore (not@thistime.com), April 05, 1999.

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