For Sale:

Random Binary code now availble for only $99.00 per megabyte.

One whole megabyte of random 0's and 1's for the low low price of $99.00!!

Just simply rearrange the bytes into a logical sequence, compile it, and you have a working program.

No two megabytes alike.........00111011 00011010 11110110 10101011.......or whatever you like, we can deliver.

Please send cheque or money order to:

Craig Neal Box 5541 Fort McMurray, AB. Canada T9h 3G5

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), March 31, 1999

Answers

No thanks, already got a few hundred gigs. <:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), March 31, 1999.

You're a hard sell Sysman..........

Okay, I'll also throw in half a meg of random hexadecimal also.

Hexadecimal is cool. You can like spell some words in it like FAB and CAB and ABACAB and BEAD and BAD. Not only is that cool, but it's free when you purchase at least 1 meg of Random Binary for the low low price of just $99.00.

Now loosen those purse strings........the binary busker calleth.

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), March 31, 1999.

>FAB and CAB and ABACAB and BEAD and BAD

AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

PIANO LESSONS!!

For three decades I've been trying to forget.

Now, YOU bring the horror all back!

For shame!

-- No Spam Please (No_Spam_Please@anon_ymous.com), March 31, 1999.

hhhh hhha hhah hhaa hahh haha haah haaa ahhh ahha ahah ahaa aahh aaha aaah aaaa

(Binary laughter.)

OddOne

-- OddOne (mocklamer@geocities.com), April 01, 1999.