Folks, we owe my friend Wiseguy a big 10-4 for this one:

Y2K Prophylactic

In other words, get the f*** out of here. <:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), March 29, 1999

Answers

Do you mean Y2K Pro the DGI? In its case DGI = disruptive gadfly infestation.

-- Fly (swatter@theready.zzz), March 29, 1999.

er, Sysman, I think the problem here is that you posted after his bedtime...

Arlin

-- Arlin H. Adams (ahadams@ix.netcom.com), March 29, 1999.

I got me one of those haircuts that looks like I got a hat on with shaved sides. Somebody pulled up next to me at a red light.

He said, "Hey, you look like you got your head CIRCUMCIZED!"

I was in total shock!

I couldn't believe anybody could be that rude to me!

I guess he didn't know he was talking to Y2K Pro!

I better get a fresh "CIRCUMCISION" haircut on Dec. 31, so I will look good for Y2K!

-- Y2K Pro (Y2KPro2@641.com), March 29, 1999.

I will be standing at Times Square, midnight of Dec. 31, with all my "boyfriends" waving our "pretty rainbow flags", while flashing my fresh "CIRCUMCIZED HAIRCUT" for all to see, you silly Y2K morons!!!

-- Y2K Pro (Y2KPro2@641.com), March 29, 1999.

I feel bad for you PRO-2. Wish I could find a better emoticon for my 2-foot pony-tail. That's the problem with us old mainframe dudes, we have a LONG history... <:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), March 29, 1999.

A 285-pound lard butt geek with a 2-foot pony tail? Gaaaaak! Hideous mental picture!

-- BigBadTrolls (GNBFI@GNBFI.com), March 29, 1999.

POnY TAIl????? poNy tAiL?????? GosH SYsMaN, DIEtER is JusTLy ImpREssED!!!!!!! DIetER'S haIR WenT ThE WaY OF THe DODO!!!!!! He iS LefT WiTH An eaRINg aND A fLaT TOP, "veRY SHoRT BAck And sidES Do wHAt yA Can With WHat'S LefT Up thErE"!!!!!!

goOD ThiNG ThaT DieTER's asSIGneD HumAN Was A hanDSomE DEviL!!!!

poNy taIL?????

reALLy??????

basTArd!!!!

-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), March 29, 1999.

Thanks dIE, we do what we can... <:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), March 29, 1999.

BTW, BBT, KMA <:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), March 29, 1999.

Y2K Prostitute - 8===> - Blow me.

-- Wiseguy (got@it.gov), March 30, 1999.

Sorry this is a public forum. Lick me.

-- Wiseguy (got@it.gov), March 30, 1999.

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

-- Dilbert (play@nice.now), March 30, 1999.

Let's try to stay on topic here guys, that being Y2K Pro. Is he/she welcome on this forum? Many opinions here say no (I'll find the links if I must). Do we have to go back and read "About"? I asked for help here about a month ago (what is the mission of this forum), and here we are again, fighting with another DWGI, ignoring the main idea of this forum. Yes, I'm guilty of trying to agrue with a moron. What else can I do? Let Y2K Pro, Norm, Mutha and the expected raid from GNIABFI take us over, and tell JQP that this is all bullshit? Sorry, I can't do it. My ass is covered. Is yours? Is your brothers, sisters, mothers, friends????? Sorry, I hardly ever swear, but fuck this. What is our mission??????????????????????????????????????????????? <:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), March 30, 1999.

You Da Man On Da Mission, SissyMan!!!! BTW, YAISBIWKWTS (Your ass is so big I wouldnt know where to start).

PS - did you whupped on a lot in school?

-- BigBadTrolls (GNBFI@GNBFI.bfi), March 30, 1999.

Come on Big Bad Trolls,

We all know that (size) man doesn't matter.

-- Troll (GNIABFI@biffy.bfi), March 30, 1999.