Blond Y2K Engineer

Memorandum from a blonde y2k engineer to her supervisor:

I hope I haven't misunderstood your directions,because to be honest none of the "Y to K" problem makes sense to me. At any rate,I have finished converting the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready and will have the right months:

JanuarK...FebruaK...MaK...JulK

Please note that none of the other months have a y to change to a k.

-- Raven (Raven@deepwoods.com), February 27, 1999