Dieter the great stands identified!!!

-- *!@#$% (noone@all.com), February 18, 1999

Answers

proof?

-- proof (proof@proof.proof), February 18, 1999.

FOOLISH WoMAN!!!! Dieter ISNOT CRaIG!!!! IF YOU HAVE the BRAIN OF A roDEnt YOU WILL WAIT for the UNMASKING OF DIETER!!!! WHEN YOU ASK????? WHY DO I NeeD WAIT???? DIeter will REVEAL DIETERS TRuE IDENtity on APrIL OF THE First!!!! WHY WOULD IT NOt BE APRIl fools day to discover WHO IS THE UNMASKER OF FOOLS?????

-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), February 18, 1999.

Hey Slimfast,

Is that because you cannot rollover into FY 2000?

Are you a human JAE???

I think we should be told.

Andy

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), February 18, 1999.

AndY!!! You have shown youRSELF TO BE NOT A FOOL moST OF THE TIME!!!! A 90% nonfOOL I SAY!!! WHY DO YOU QUeSTION THe wisdom of DIETER???? Have you no PATIENCE???? Is human curiousitY SO RAMPANT AS IS its FOOLISHNESS???? I AM THE ASKER Of QUeSTIONS!!! DO I NOT EXPOSE FOOLS AND IdIOTS??? BEGONE!!!!BE FOOLISH Nomore!!

-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), February 18, 1999.

Dieter..... (What's the English equivalent of Dieter?).. April 1, I can't wait that long.

One little bitty clue?

-- Lisa (statements@to.make), February 18, 1999.

Hail Dieter!...'Guru Savant'of all y2k GI's

c

-- c (c@c.c), February 18, 1999.

No, Craig can't be Dieter. Dieter's posts aren't long enough. :-) Just kidding Craig. What I DO miss from some of the long-time posters is their sense of humor. Craig used to keep us in "stitches." I know that these are serious times, but a sense of humor is vital!

-- Gayla Dunbar (privacy@please.com), February 18, 1999.

My sense of humor will be back with a bang tomorrow.....perhaps even a little mischief this evening.....

Obviously I'm not Dieter. I can't even spell Dieter. If I was I'd be constantly quoting scriptures from the Book of Dieteronomy.....

Hey, maybe I'm really Nikoli in disguise......NOT

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), February 18, 1999.

Lets not start this witch hunt again ok? We've been through this with Jimmy Bagga Donuts before, everyone has been accused to be him at some point or other.Except me, because I write funny and it's obvious who I am. That's why I can't post annonymous ;-)

(JBD is still Leska's favorite catch-all troll ;-))

-- Chris (catsy@pond.com), February 18, 1999.

This is an example of that annoying phenomenon known as wasting bandwidth. I'm glad Ed Yourdon has deep pockets and deeper tolerance. :)

-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), February 19, 1999.

.WHAT A WASTE OF BANDWIDTH

-- Tman (WASTE@NOMORE.COM), February 19, 1999.

I agree with Gayla. BTW., so far what I have 'seen' of the infamous dieter, at least he doesnt curse..... We need more humor.....

-- consumer (private@aol.com), February 24, 1999.

This Dieter saga is the Yourdon forum equivalent of "Who shot J.R.?"

Question for Dieter . . . the name and typing style make me wonder if you're struggling with keeping that new year's eve promise to the mrs. to lose 20 pounds by spring. Nothing like those hUnGEr SHakEs to throw one off a bit :-)

I find your posts an absolute riot. I keep hearing the voice of the wizard of oz as he commands, "DoN't paY aTTentiOn tO tHat MAn beHiND tHE curtaIN!!"

yeah, yeah, I know . . . "quiet infidel" . . . :-)

-- David (David@BankPacman.com), February 24, 1999.

INfIDEL...!!!! WHY DO YoU caRe????

iF,perCHAnCe YOU WISH tO imAGInE THE voiCE OF DIETeR YOu MUSt COMBiNE tHE FoLLOWING voiCes ANd makE THeM ONe:

1) bEEVIs AS BunGHOlIo!

2) thAT litTle chILD In thE SHINNIng whEN HE SAID "reD RUm, REDRUM!!!"

3) Jon LoViTZ as "MAStER THEsPIaN"

GOoD LuCk????? BUt ThAT IS HOEW i sOuNd!!!

-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), February 24, 1999.

Clue: Dieter can write a compliant Haiku!

To those posting that some of us who have been here a while should have more of a sense of humor: I agree, and promise not to be so serious all of the time :)

-- Rob Michaels (sonofdust@net.com), February 25, 1999.