January 1, 2000

Dear Valued Employee:

Re: Vacation Pay Our records indicate you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.

Sincerely,

Automated Payroll Processing

-- Paul Davis (davisp1953@yahoo.com), February 17, 1999

Answers

Next time you want to recycle a Y2k joke, please put "(Humor)" in the thread title.

-- No Spam Please (anon@ymous.com), February 17, 1999.

Lighten up, No Spam. Paul gets enough grief for his "serious" posts. Let's cut him some slack on the humor (which we all need occasionally).

-- Nabi Davidson (nabi7@yahoo.com), February 17, 1999.

didn't mind seeing it for the 4th time, but this is the 8th!!!

a little consideration please, as some of us do read almost all of the threads.

thread addict

Keep them Pern Dragons away!!!!

-- Dragonbane (drifting down@Pern.com), February 17, 1999.

What are you talking about Nabi, I always have a good laugh at anything Paul posts... ;)

Sorry Paul, couldn't resist :)

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), February 17, 1999.

Andy,

Since I rarely agree with Paul, I'm trying to be nice to him on a point where I don't disagree. But you're right, now that I think about it; most of his posts are pretty funny...

-- Nabi Davidson (nabi7@yahoo.com), February 17, 1999.

Andy: LOL

Paul: Yes, We're laughing at you, not with you.

-- a (a@a.a), February 17, 1999.

You are aLL EVIL EViL EVIL!!! WHy do you INSIST on tormenting thIS MAN??? HE who iS OF NO Big problem???? CAN you not accept OTHER POINTS OF VIEW??? WHY DO FRIGHTENED cHILDREN sTRIKEout in ANGER AND EVIL VENOM???? IS YOUr MIND SO WEAK???? are YOU AFRAID OF Those whO DO NOT AGREE??? YOU ARE maKING MY SANItY DISAPPEER beFore you're VERY EYES!!!! WHY DO you do thiS?????? WHY DO YOU BICKER LIkE FOOOLISH LIttLE CHILDREN????? YOU WILL StOPIT NOWW!!!!

-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), February 17, 1999.

My goodness, we are getting to be a humorless bunch around here, aren't we.

-- Paul Davis (davisp1953@yahoo.com), February 19, 1999.