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And yes, me again *smile*... This week it's bumper stickers.....definitely some here that I identify with!!! Enjoy everyone... ~~ Sayings That Should Be Buttons Or Bumper Stickers
*Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. *Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. *Do I look like a freakin' people person? *This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. *I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. *I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. *If I throw a stick, will you leave? *Does your train of thought have a caboose? *The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat. *And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...? *Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. *Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you." *Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. *Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. *Back off! You're standing in my aura. *Adults are just kids who owe money. *One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me. *I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? *You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. *Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. *You look like poop. Is that the style now? *I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. *I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. *Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom? *A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. *I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. *You! Off my planet! *Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose. *I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes. *Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. *If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil. *See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. *Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. *Do they ever shut up on your planet? *I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that? *I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. *A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. *I have a computer, a pizza delivery and a vibrator. Why should I leave the house? *Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. *Does this condom make me look fat? *It ain't the size, it's... er... no, it IS ..the size. ~~~~ HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
-- gobbles (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 11, 1999