Carpenter's Rule: "Measure twice, cut once." Programmer's Rule: "Measure twice, cut a billion times."

-- Reporter (foo@foo.bar), February 08, 1999

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Measure twice. Report measurement to management. Management changes measurement. Management orders cut in place that doesn't match either of the measurements. Appeal orders to cut. Forced to make cut or be cut. Cut. Now patch around cut.

-- Tod (muhgi@yahoo.com), February 08, 1999.

Tod --- Exactly. ROTFLMAO.

-- BigDog (BigDog@duffer.com), February 08, 1999.